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    “But it’s not!” he protests, rather more loudly than he had intended. “I had family! Parents, and cousins, and uncles, a-a-and a granny, and they are all dead and I don’t even- I can’t even remember them! My only memories of them are my worst nightmares!”
    He sobs, blinking at the tears that keep on welling up in his eyes.
    “I’m the last one” he whispers. “There’s no one else left, and I can’t remember.”

    Lan Sizhui wakes up from a nightmare and finds himself seeking out comfort in the only place he knows he will find it.

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    This is a collection of stories where each chapter is a separate story told from a different character's point of view. Chapter 1 is Lan Sizhui, chapter 2 is Lan Zhan, chapter 3 is Wei Ying, chapter 4 is Lan Xichen, and chapter 5 is Nie Huaisang. Additional chapters may be added in the future.

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    30 Dec 2020

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    “Cloud Reccesses Apiary,” says a toneless, deep masculine voice, with zero question in it. Wei Ying doesn’t care, because whoever possesses that voice is probably going to come save him from bees like a fucking hero while wearing like, a suit of armor. That’s what you wear to catch bees, right?

    “I have like, so many bees outside my front door right now,” he says, mouth running out ahead of him before he can even begin to think about reining it in. “It’s like a sandstorm of bees out there. There are so many bees. I got out of my car and there were just bees and I don’t want these bees. Do you want these bees? Please tell me you will come get these bees. I can’t leave my house and I have enough food for maybe a week but then I’m gonna have to learn how to cook dry beans and no one wants that, especially not me.” Wei Ying runs out of air, takes a breath, and belatedly adds, “My name is Wei Ying. Hi.”

    Or: The beekeeping AU that no one asked for.

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    16 Nov 2020

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    "A-Li," her mother tells her, the night after Madam Lan's funeral - The night Jiang Yanli realizes that she only has one mother now, that Mother is all alone in the world without her sworn sisters.

    "When they grow up, your brothers would protect you, and Xichen and Wangji would protect you, but there are things that only you can protect them from. There is a strength that only you know how to wield."

    In which Jiang Yanli inherits the legacy of three mothers, and will fight the whole world to keep her family together.

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    14 Sep 2020

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    1)
    Wangji looks up from where she’s buried in between Wei Ying’s legs. Wei Ying is wide eyed, paused to stillness, the same as her brother and Nie Mingjue in the doorway.
    “This isn’t what it looks like.” She says calmly.
    Lan Xichen makes a dying noise.
    Nie Mingjue raises an eyebrow. “It looks like you were eating out your secretary on your multimillion desk.”

    Lan Wangji blinks, considering, then nods. “Then it’s exactly what it looks like.”
    or,
    President Lan is, really, really into her Secretary.

    2)
    Attempted shovel talks and a proposal.

    3)
    “Is jiejie buying A-Ying?” Wei Ying sniffs, looking confused.
    Wangji opens her mouth, closes it. Opens it again. “I am.” She confirms.

    “Okay!” Wei Ying beams now, voice still a little teary but eyes happy. “Will jiejie keep A-Ying then?”

    “Forever.” Wangji chokes out.

    4)
    “How do I kill someone?” 

    Lan Qiren starts hacking his lungs out. Her father pauses pouring the tea.

    Lan Yi meets her eyes, calmly.  “What height and weight are we talking kiddo?”

    (Wangji becomes Class President and gains a taste for leadership. Lan Yi may or may not be an assassin)

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    11 Sep 2020

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    An AU where Wei Wuxian is taken in by the Lan Clan.

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    08 Sep 2020

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