10 Feb 2020
“Oh shit,” Jaskier muttered. He crawled as far back into his little shelter as he could fit. He hadn’t planned for this to happen. He hadn’t thought this through at all. He didn’t know what to do next.
In the blink of an eye, the monster had rounded his shield of roots and was staring directly at him.
Now he’d never know what that look in Geralt’s eyes meant, that quick glance he had chosen to direct at Jaskier when it appeared he’d had less than a second left to live himself.
Jaskier’s hands were clenched at his sides. He wanted nothing more than to wrap his arms around his head and make himself as small as possible. But if he was going to die anyway, he wasn’t going to spend his last moments curled up in a frightened little ball.
Or, Geralt is doing a fine job of pretending being followed around by a pining bard does nothing but annoy him, until Jaskier gets hurt.
- Part 1 of Bewitchered
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26 Feb 2021
03 Mar 2020
Geralt's been in a dungeon for two weeks and is understandably frustrated. Jaskier, on the other hand, is what one might call... livid.
i want to watch horror movies with your hand either down my pants or stroking my hair i can’t decide
I have two hands I can do both.
- Part 3 of Peraltiago smut-shots
13 Dec 2020
She’s a teacher who would do anything to protect her student. He’s a glorified hitman with a heart of black gold.
Together, they make up odd halves of a beautiful whole.
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
15 Nov 2020
Kylo does not lower his saber. “What do you want?”
The Emperor pauses. For a second he seems to be relishing the big reveal, as if he knows it will do some extent of damage to Kylo.
“Bring me the girl.”
That’s it. He should kill him. He should run him through with his blade, cut the lifelines and wires, do something, anything to end this twisted man’s life. But the Force holds him back. And for the first time, he doesn’t know which side of it does. So he stills his hand and listens.
“I can turn her to the dark side, like you have always wanted, but failed to do. Then you can rule the galaxy as Emperor and Empress. I will succeed, for I know she has done unspeakable things. Just as you have.”
“What has she done?” he asks in a voice barely louder than a whisper, yet amplified over the screams of lightning.
Palpatine smiles, and shows him.
A TROS complete rewrite in which the author salvages as much of this mess as she can while maintaining the general structure of the film. Which also means author adds like 2 hours to the film because things are different in prose form. Also, gays, come get y'alls juice
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24 Feb 2021