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    Lan Zhan and Wei Ying.
    Just, wangxian.
    Standalone fics, unless stated otherwise.

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    All my The King's Avatar fics.
    Different fics may contain different pairings. Mostly Ye Xiu Centric.

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    We don't bite. Much. :D

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    Lan Wangji was not delusional. He knew Wei Ying was dead. The sharp stab of hope had spread out and dulled.

    But there was something firmer than hope, firmer also than fantasy, which he would not leave behind. Even if Wei Ying was gone and would never come back, nothing would take his place in Lan Wangji’s heart. He thought about that occasionally, when he glimpsed the moon through stark branches on a forest trail, or when he felt drowsy and distant in the seat of honor at banquets.

    It was simple. He would always love Wei Ying.

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    Over 16 years, Lan Wangji’s faith is rewarded as rumors solidify: The Yiling Patriarch survived Nightless City and became a powerful sect leader in a distant land.

    Mirthless, jaded, aloof: this stranger sounds nothing like the Wei Wuxian whom Lan Wangji loves. But as political backstabbing and a monstrous magic threaten to destroy the cultivation world, Wei Wuxian will return one last time.

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    29 Oct 2020

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    Sect Leader Wwx
    Yiling Laozu wwx
    The one where wwx is cold and lwj keeps reaching out to him.
    So good!!!

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    Wei Ying is a first year student at Gusu University. He often goes to the local convenience store where Lan Zhan works. They bond over casual conversations during Wei Ying's trips to the convenience store, but an unfortunate incident with a bully named Wen Chao brings them much closer together.

     
    The idea for this came to me after reading a sugar-daddy LWJ fic. I've read a lot of modern AUs that use the rich LWJ/poor WWX or homeless WWX tropes (not dissing, I like these too!), but I've never read an AU that makes WWX rich and LWJ poor; so I wrote one.

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    24 Oct 2020

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    AU, Hurt lwj, Wwx takes care of lwj
    Wen chao is a dick
    <3 <3

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    Oscar darling and GQ's Hottest Buns 2017-20 Wei Wuxian doesn't want to get held up in the coffee line and pays for the guy in front of him. When it turns out that it's the only person in Beijing who doesn't recognise him, Wei Wuxian couldn't be more delighted.

    When he accidentally leaves his wallet at home, Lan Wangji, the only classical musician and composer who could actually boast of being famous on a global scale, is ready for the most embarrassing moment of his life. When the man behind him pays for him, he's ready to refuse any and all advances. Until it turns out that he doesn't know who Lan Wangji is.

    Or: Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji are famous. They don't realise this about each other. Cue Lan Wangji desperately trying to be Wei Wuxian's sugar daddy while Wei Wuxian worries that Lan Wangji won't be able to make rent this month.

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    24 Oct 2020

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    Famous wwx, lwj, but both think the other is poor.
    Hilarious!

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    You set me up with a serial killer!” Nie Mingjue hisses as soon as he hears it pick up. His grip on the phone is so tight that it creaks. "You set me up with someone who yells at the valet and does not tip the waiter. If I get murdered and dismembered tonight - and I could, A-sang, do you hear me? I could, because their family is probably not above murdering and dismembering and his father is still baying for my blood - I will come back as a fierce ghost and spend the rest of my miserable afterlife haunting you!”

    The silence after his tirade lasts long enough that Nie Mingjue rips the phone away from his ear to frown at it. Was his brother ignoring him?

    “HUIASA - ”

    “Hello?” a voice says over the phone, and it is most assuredly not his brother’s.

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    23 Oct 2020

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    Nielan with nhs as the best matchmaker
    Modern setting
    Hilarious!

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    Wei Ying barks out a laugh. “I would love to sit in one of your lessons someday,” he says with a grin. “I wonder what kind of lecturer you are. Like, do you talk a lot? Not talk at all? Do you just stare at your students and hope that some kind of mind telepathy is able to convey your words for you?”

    “Of course I do not,” Lan Zhan says with a small frown. Wei Ying thinks it’s almost enough to resemble an actual human emotion, but it’s gone as quickly as it had come.

    (Or, Wei Ying is Lan Zhan's son's teacher, Lan Zhan is also a teacher at the same school, and everything is absolutely, one-hundred-and-ten percent a-okay.)

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    19 Oct 2020

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    SOFT SO SOFT
    NO ANGST JUST FLUFF OMG

    Teachers AU, lwj with son.

    Re-read when down <3 <3