Dick Grayson @graysonsbites 1m
everyone tune into #holidaycheer on food network! it's time for the #bookingandcooking #foodsplaining show w/2 of my favorite people!
Or, the one where Jason and Tim get their wish for a guest appearance. Sort of. And the internet explodes.
- Part 2 of Food Network AU
Fandoms: DCU (Comics)
13 Jan 2019
Resurrection wasn’t the only side effect of the Lazarus Pit, and after seven years of keeping it hidden from everyone, Jason's wriggly secret is about to be discovered... by his unsuspecting boyfriend of four months.
Tim Drake, however, has never been one for responding predictably.
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
03 Apr 2020
Tim runs into Jason while he's disguised as Caroline Hill. Jason doesn't see through the disguise and becomes increasingly fond of this mysterious woman. Shenanigans Ensue.
Tim scowls at Jason’s innocent act. “Miss?” he repeats, thinking for a moment Jason is mocking his disguise.
“Uh, Mrs. or- fuck- it’s probably, Doctor, right?”
“You…” don’t know who I am, Tim realizes. “You can call me Caroline.”
“It’s nice to meet you Caroline,” Jason says, and Tim almost laughs at how absurd it is to have Jason being polite to him. “I’m Red Hood.”
18 Nov 2017
“I have a job for you. It’s different than your usual work, but you’re the only one I trust to do it.” He finally says. A less intelligent person would have been flattered at Dick’s words, but Jason knows what Dick really means is that the job is dangerous and Jason is the only one he knows who would be the least likely to die.
“What is it?” He asks suspiciously.
“I need you to make a delivery to Metropolis.”
“You’re aware you have the Travelers to do that for you, right?” Jason asks, sending Dick an incredulous look.
“The Travelers have never transported anything this valuable before.”
“Okay,” Jason replies slowly. “Well what is it?”
“It’s a who actually. His name is Tim.”
“Take this,” Knight pulls a communicator out of his belt, handing it to Tim. “I’ll contact you when I have a job for you.”
“Sure thing boss,” Tim takes the device and pockets it. He’s grateful for an excuse to leave, but decides just before he reaches the door that he needs to set one thing straight.
“Oh and Arkham Knight?” he calls over his shoulder, knowing the man was watching him leave. “If you ever point that gun at me again, I’ll break both your arms.”
- Part 2 of JayTim Week-AUs and Tropes