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  1. Summary

    A series with a modern Witcher AU in which Jaskier is a relatively famous YouTuber.
    What content he creates is entirely within the fanfic itself and has nothing to do with the series as a whole. As such, every story can be read seperately.
    If you'd like to see him do anything specific, hit me up! :)

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    “Why is it forked?” ten-year-old Geralt asks Jaskier with a curious tilt of his head.

    Jaskier shrugs. “I thought it looked nice. Why draw one road when you can draw two, right? And besides, that way you can choose which path to take!”

    Geralt frowns. “But what if you don’t want to go in the same direction as me?”

    “Don’t be silly, I’d follow you anywhere! You’re my best friend!”

    “Well, I’d follow you, too.”

    ~


    Jaskier has a secret. Well, he has two.

    The first is that he's in love with Geralt Rivia, captain of the rugby team and his childhood best friend. Only, they're no longer best friends. His second secret is that he writes poems dedicated to Geralt and anonymously posts it at the school's Freedom Wall under the pseudonym of Dandelion. And the thing is, Dandelion has become so popular - more popular than Jaskier - that it's getting more difficult to keep his silence when it's clear that Geralt is starting to develop feelings for the mysterious lovesick poet.

    How naïve was Jaskier to think that it would be so easy.

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    13 Jul 2020

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    Poet

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    Geralt has now been officially divorced for longer than he has been married. Eskel and Lambert celebrate by buying him a session with a professional cuddler named Jaskier. Sometimes a little human contact can change everything

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    06 Jul 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Want a hug. Here's a hug.

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    Jaskier doesn't like to see Geralt in pain. The witcher has been through enough as it is, so Jaskier took it upon himself to protect the silver-haired man the best he can. He would be the one to look out for the witcher when no one else would.

    A story where Jaskier has the ability to heal and takes care of Geralt whenever he gets hurt.
    Though there may be something else about his ability as well.

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    17 Jun 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    To read

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    "And that’s when he noticed it. The distantly familiar scent, a part of him telling him that he didn’t like it. It was far too faint for it to be nearby, and Geralt closed his eyes to focus as he breathed in the scent, like a bitter lemon.
    His eyes snapped open as soon as he realized what it was, remembering how much he didn’t like the scent before, didn’t like the idea of Jaskier being afraid, and flung his swords back over his shoulder as he took off on the path to find the bard."

    -A short story of Geralt to the rescue because he wants his Jaskier to be safe and will protect him!

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    17 Jun 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Want a hug, read dis

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    Over winter at Kaer Morhen with Ciri, Geralt realizes that he loves Jaskier, and has for years. Everyone at the keep decides the only logical thing that can happen is that Geralt court and wed Jaskier. But Geralt wants to do it properly. So the strongest, most fearsome warriors in all the land, research how to woo a minor noble and send Geralt back into the world with elaborate lists and a game plan.

    And it all is going great. Courting turns out to be a lot easier than he expected. He and Jaskier will be married well before the return to Kaer Morhen for the winter!

    Jaskier is thrilled to have his best friend back, and be off adventuring again. Geralt is behaving a bit oddly, but well, people get weird sometimes.

    A fic where Jaskier is the romantically clueless one. Just because he sings about love, doesn't mean he'll see it - even when it is Witcher sized and holding flowers right in his face.

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    13 Jun 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Hahaha ah satchel

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