SleepyCallaLily



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    “What,” Tony says softly but with a great depth of feeling, “the actual fuck just happened?”

    “I believe, Sir,” JARVIS pipes up from the phone in his pocket, an unnecessary amount of what sounds like glee in his voice, “that you’ve once again managed to maintain your closely guarded secret identity. Truly your subterfuge skills know no bounds."

    “You’re an asshole J,” Tony mutters back as he reaches up to rub at his temple. He either has a headache coming on or a blood clot. At this point he’s honestly not sure which he’d prefer.

    "I did learn from the best, Sir,” JARVIS tells him sunnily.

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    27 Aug 2020

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    God, this is so hilarious. It fills me with so much joy.

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    “Well, it seems a bit funny…” Shinsou’s drawling voice trailed off, becoming slightly sharper by the word, “...that the three students with the most villainous quirks were set up for this.”
    Tokoyami jerked upright. “You do not mean that-.”
    “Oh he means it,” Bakugou growled out with narrowed eyes, “ pencil-ass set us up to play his goddamn villains because we’re good at it.”

    Or:
    Aizawa assigned Tokoyami, Bakugou, and Shinsou to play as the villains in the end year exam against the rest of the class.
    Aizawa accounted for Bakugou's rage, Shinsou's asshole tendencies, and Tokoyami's self-esteem.
    Aizawa did not account for the pure, unholy wrath, of three very petty teenagers who like to make a point.

     

    Here's the TV Tropes page, because apparently chaos loves company

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    11 Jul 2020

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    This is literally the best UA team up EVER.

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    New legislation mandates all individuals campaigning for the post of Minister of Magic, must be a Pureblood of at least three (3) generations.

    Tom Riddle is a genius, and originally he was planning on just murdering his way into this, but now?
    Well.
    Tom Riddle was a very very petty man,
    and nobody discriminates against him.

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    Tom Riddle decides to fuck with the Ministry of Magic, becomes Lawful Evil, and somehow, accidentally, gets a literal goat in office.

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    14 Jun 2020

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    The story of the most petty being alive, and it's done WONDERFULLY.

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    3 times no one questions Nie Huaisang's friendship with Sect Leader Yao and 1 time someone does.

    Or, the one where Nie Huaisang becomes the headshaker much earlier just for the fun of it, and for absolutely no reason that can be considered serious or important, what are you even talking about?

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    01 Jun 2020

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    Hilarious! One of my favorite characterizations of Huaisang!

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    Jin Guangyao would do absolutely ANYTHING for his father, but when Jin Guangshan's eyes start lingering on Huaisang, he finds a line he wouldn't cross.

    (Because if his father makes a move on Huaisang, Nie Mingjue would tear off Jin Guangyao's limbs or his head on his way to stab Sect Leader Jin, and Jin Guangyao would like to live, thank you. It's safer for everyone for Jin Guangshan to just. stop. looking.)

    Now with a Spanish Translation by Enigmatek!

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    01 Jun 2020

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    Absolutely incredible! Everything I love in a fix-it fic.