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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    Broke college student Rey sends a CashApp request to someone random who turns out to be millionaire Ben Solo. She’s struggling to afford the things she needs for school, so he offers to help. Could this arrangement blossom into something more?

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    21 Apr 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 50

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    Rey Niima, rockstar robotics engineer, is on the cusp of a major breakthrough in her career: launching an artificially intelligent robot to help improve medical care for Omegas (just like her). In a world seemingly designed to hold her back, she's overcome every single obstacle except one: her own biology. A rare breed known as Omega dualitatem, she makes slick from both holes and needs two Alphas to satisfy her. The problem is, Alphas rarely cooperate. Instead of searching for the impossible, she has instead dedicated her life to her career. That is, until she meets her two perfect matches...who also happen to be her CEOs.

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    20 Apr 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    15 Apr 2021

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    She knew next to nothing, and Google was largely unhelpful. All of her searches (“vampire sex rules” and “vampire dos and don’ts” and one very self-indulgent “average vampire cock size big?”) linked her to dated top ten lists written by anyone other than an actual vampire.

     

    Twenty minutes of frustrated scrolling eventually led her to a supernatural dating forum. The website was horribly aged, but still active. Questions were tagged, which meant that it was easy to narrow down her search. Vampire, she clicked, and Sex.

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    In which Rey gets suckered into shooting porn with one of Poe's pickiest vampire actors.

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    14 Apr 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 36

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    Rey Niima is the worst Chosen One who's ever been chosen.

    That's what her roommate, Benjamin Organa-Solo, says. And Ben might be evil and a werewolf and a *complete git*…but he's probably right.

    Half the time, Rey can't even make her wand work, and the other half, she starts something on fire. Sure, she’s got the Skywalker Saber, but there are only so many problems that can be solved by cutting them in half. Her final year at the Kenobi School of Magicks should be a cakewalk, especially after the clusterfuck that was spring semester (ugh). But a mysterious shadow has been following her around all summer, with chaos never far behind.

    When a series of breaches to campus leave a professor dead and the whole school reeling, Rey will have to convince Ben to put aside nine years of bitter rivalry to stop the forces threatening not just Kenobi, but all of magic. Secrets will be revealed, old horrors resurrected, and Rey will finally have to answer the question she’s always avoided:

    What the fuck is she going to do after graduation?

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    The Reylo/Carry On mashup that no one needed. Excessive liberties taken with literally everything. Please mind the rating and tags!

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    12 Apr 2021

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