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- Schitt's Creek (14)
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All the Fellas That I Haven’t Kissed by Five678Patty, Pants (Smarty_Pants)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
06 Dec 2020
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David Rose is hired as a Sexy Santa for the Butani Enterprises annual holiday party. Patrick Brewer is tasked with helping Santa out. Neither man is particularly happy about this…until they meet, that is.
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It never works out for David. Until it does.
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Another Moment That Could’ve Been Ours by Five678Patty, Pants (Smarty_Pants)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
01 Nov 2020
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What if Patrick never mustered the courage to ask David out on his birthday? What then happens if nearly four months later, at Halloween, both Rachel and one of David’s exes roll into town? Fake Boyfriends, that’s what.
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The Scariest Thing to the Mind. . . Is the Unknown (Any Questions?) by Pants (Smarty_Pants)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
28 Oct 2020
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David is clearing out clothes he doesn't need anymore when he comes across a familiar costume. Patrick thinks he might try it on. Sexy times result. No beatboy skeletons required.
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- Part 2 of Pumpkinstory
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Bookmarked by Pants (Smarty_Pants)
28 Jan 2021
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David discovers that Patrick has had a YouTube channel for years, in which he gives helpful life advice on a variety of topics. Watching his way through the channel, he discovers that the subscribers are big fans of Patrick's...well, everything...and endlessly fascinated by his mentions of The Mysterious David, who he first calls his business partner, then his boyfriend, and now his husband. Now that David's found out about "How, Patrick?" and its 400,000 subscribers, will Patrick's fans finally get to meet their favorite host's never-seen husband?
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- Part 1 of How, Patrick
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Bookmarked by Pants (Smarty_Pants)
02 Jan 2021
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Patrick is sure he made the right decision to quit his job, break up with his fiancée, come out to his family, and move to Schitt's Creek to take a temporary holiday position with the post office while he figures out what to do next. It's just that last part that's giving him trouble. The Rose Apothecary and its prickly owner on his delivery route complicate things.
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- 4/4
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Bookmarked by Pants (Smarty_Pants)
09 Dec 2020
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the most important thing (isn't baseball) by hudders-and-hiddles (LeslieWrites)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
29 Oct 2020
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David Rose insists he is done letting baseball players into his bed and his life.
Of course, it would be easier to believe him if he could stop thinking about the cute but cocky catcher he met at his parents’ annual All-Star party.
Bookmarked by Pants (Smarty_Pants)
11 Sep 2020
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The Sleepless in Seattle AU you know you all wanted.
David is a gallery owner in Toronto about to marry Jake, a man he's not sure he loves. Patrick is an accountant who recently moved to Seattle, grieving the loss of his wife and feeling guilt over the secret he never got a chance to share with her. It takes an accidental radio interview for their stories to collide.
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- Part 1 of Anatomy of a Schitt's Creek Rom-Com
Bookmarked by Pants (Smarty_Pants)
09 Sep 2020