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  1. Schitt's Creek (14)

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    28 Jan 2021

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    David discovers that Patrick has had a YouTube channel for years, in which he gives helpful life advice on a variety of topics. Watching his way through the channel, he discovers that the subscribers are big fans of Patrick's...well, everything...and endlessly fascinated by his mentions of The Mysterious David, who he first calls his business partner, then his boyfriend, and now his husband. Now that David's found out about "How, Patrick?" and its 400,000 subscribers, will Patrick's fans finally get to meet their favorite host's never-seen husband?

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    02 Jan 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 57

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    Patrick is sure he made the right decision to quit his job, break up with his fiancée, come out to his family, and move to Schitt's Creek to take a temporary holiday position with the post office while he figures out what to do next. It's just that last part that's giving him trouble. The Rose Apothecary and its prickly owner on his delivery route complicate things.

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    09 Dec 2020

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    David Rose insists he is done letting baseball players into his bed and his life.

    Of course, it would be easier to believe him if he could stop thinking about the cute but cocky catcher he met at his parents’ annual All-Star party.

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    11 Sep 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 44

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    The Sleepless in Seattle AU you know you all wanted.

    David is a gallery owner in Toronto about to marry Jake, a man he's not sure he loves. Patrick is an accountant who recently moved to Seattle, grieving the loss of his wife and feeling guilt over the secret he never got a chance to share with her. It takes an accidental radio interview for their stories to collide.

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    09 Sep 2020