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    “Alright y’all, this one here is real simple. First one to that tree,” Coach pointed to a large oak tree at the far end of the yard, “wins. But,” he added as Bitty’s older cousins and uncles got into their ready positions, “y’all have to be carrying your partner.” He nodded in Bitty’s direction and Bitty smiled. Every year it was “carry your girl.”

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    24 Nov 2020

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    Derek Nurse has cut it extremely fine on finding a cover story location for their New England travel magazine's fall issue, but he the pumpkin farm he just came across looks almost too good to be real. If only he can get the taciturn owner to agree to an interview...

    Dex has no interest in an interview, or any kind of publicity. He's just trying to live a normal, mundane life, far, far away from the politics of the Faerie Court and his mother. But this journalist is proving oddly persuasive...

    In which things go right, and then they go very, very wrong. Faerie queens do not like to be denied.

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    22 Nov 2020

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    It’s the same day that Will receives his letter from Samwell telling him he’s got a full ride that Will’s life as he knows it ends.

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    21 Nov 2020

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    He turns the laptop screen towards Derek, displaying one of the more interesting links Google had provided for 'demon'. The background of the homepage is fire, and it has a huge animation of a gnarly-looking demon blowing fire out of its mouth and wielding a sword. “That’s what I am,” he laughs, pointing at the screen, “Although I must say, this is pretty insulting. As you can see, I am much better-looking than whatever the fuck that thing is. Also that is some fucking weak ass shit as far as fire-breathing goes. And why the fuck would I need a sword? I’m a fucking demon,” he huffs, then shakes his head. “Would you consider this cultural appropriation?” He raises his eyebrows expectantly, waiting for Derek’s answer.

    “How did – I – you’re – is being a demon a culture?” Derek blurts.

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    16 Nov 2020

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    Kent time travels (he thinks; it’s either that or he’s gone off the deep end once and for all), gets married to some Russian guy built like a tree, acquires two children, one of whom isn’t even his, freaks out, and grows up. In that order.

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    14 Nov 2020