Spiderius



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    Wade’s hanging by one leg from the firescape outside Peter’s seventh floor apartment, katanas sheathed on his back and a gun on each thigh - but he’s frozen like a deer in the headlights, as if Peter poses some sort of threat, standing like an idiot at the open window in sweatpants and no shirt, only a flashlight and a thin smattering of chest hair to defend himself.

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    12 Aug 2015

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    “Well… I'm sorry… But I really should be getting home,” Spider-Man tried, backing away towards the edge of the roof slowly while keeping his eyes carefully trained on the stranger in front of him.

    The man looked at him and grinned. “Come on, I'm Deadpool! The infamous Merc with a Mouth! I can talk your head off and then chop it off for good measure! That's my trademark slogan! No… I know it's not, idiot, but it really should be, don't you think?” he asked, getting quieter as he said the last part.

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    04 Aug 2015

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    Peter and Deadpool have never been on "friendly" terms with one another, no matter how much the merc thinks of them as Best Buds. Wade crashes into Peter's apartment one night, making him wary of the merc finding out his secret identity. His opinion towards Wade is the same as everyone elses: Crazy, Insane, batshit, ect. While Wade's opinion of the spider is complete adoration. The two of them are on complete opposites when it comes to each other, but the more they "hang out" the more they learn about each other, at times coming closer, and farther apart.
    A mysterious shadow creature doesn't make any of this easy for the two, and seems to live to fuck with their heads.

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    01 Aug 2015

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    When Wade comes across Peter for the first time, his interest is piqued. And Peter...Peter isn't sure what to think.

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    09 Jun 2015

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    Wait…what are we doing?
    A summary, Deadpool. You know, so people can know what this fic is about?
    Oh.
    Yeah.
    You got anything yet?
    Nothin’.
    Some writer you are.
    Fuck you, okay? Summaries are hard.
    So am I. For Spidey. Ooh! Write that down. That should be in the summary! It’s all anybody needs to know, really.
    What about you know, basic plot details?
    That’s what the tags are for. Duh. You new to this site or what?
    We can’t just—
    Okay, okay. Here’s everything you need to know in three words: assassination, assonance and ass. LOTS OF ASS.
    You’re a wordsmith. Truly.
    I know. I should just write this baby myself!
    If you wrote it yourself it would just be sex, tacos, and more sex.
    ...What's your point?

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    06 Jun 2015