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    Just a dump for my trash.

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    Wei Ying lets out a long, ugly groan. “I am fine, Lan Zhan. Everybody is overreacting, it’s so embarrassing for all of you.”

    “You had undiagnosed pneumonia, which you walked around with for weeks until you passed out during dress,” Lan Wangji corrects him. “It got a big laugh, until everyone thought you were dead.”

    He keeps his voice even and does not tell Wei Ying that it had been Lan Wangji who caught him, who called the ambulance, and who rode with him to the hospital, where he was yelled at by nurses who wanted to know why he hadn’t noticed that Wei Ying couldn’t stop shivering or string proper sentences together.

    “Rumors of my demise have been vastly overstated,” Wei Ying says. “Anyway, I’m already feeling much better. Basically fine. Really almost completely back to normal, so stop babying me and tell me why the fuck you let your stupid brother hire the worst man in the world to host our show.”

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    OR: the one where they all work at SNL, Yanli's ex-boyfriend is hosting, and that's just the beginning of everybody's problems.

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    31 May 2021

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    “So on Saturday night, while you are having the time of your life on a date with your hot, hunky, handsome soulmate, I have to go on a date with a rich young master who sounds like a literal stick in the mud whilst pretending to be you?"

     

    Mo Xuanyu's family has set him up on a blind date with a rich young master after learning he is gay. However, he already has plans for that night. Instead of going on the date himself, Mo Xuanyu enlists Wei Wuxian to go as a substitute. Wei Wuxian must act like his best friend for the night before kindly turning down Mo Xuanyu's date.

    Only, Wei Wuxian finds out that turning down Mo Xuanyu's date is possibly the hardest thing he has had to do in a long time.

    Russian Translation now available.

    Spanish Translation now available.

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    31 May 2021

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    There are, on occasion, words that aren’t like any you’ve spoken or heard before. Words that claw their way up from the belly, tearing through your throat and falling from your lips, whispered with all the desperation of a prayer with no hope of being heard—words like these are one of the most immutable, rarest forms of hope. A testament to human vulnerability and resilience, all wrapped up into a singular, one-of-a-kind sadness, a plea only meant for the gods to hear.

    “Please d-don’t die. Don’t die.”

    Prayers don’t really work that way, though. 
    Nezuko already knew as much.

    But god, please, just this once, let it work like that.

     

    Or, yet another role-swap AU, in which Nezuko goes down the mountain that fated morning, Tanjiro is the one to stay behind, and Giyuu is not the one to find them. POV will alternate between Nezuko and Tanjiro, primarily exploring their relationship, but there will be some eventual Nezuko/Zentisu and Tanjiro/Giyuu.

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    “big brother always used to give my siblings and i head-pats, inosuke! it's his way of showing that he loves you.” nezuko explains, stifling back mischievous giggles, watching a deep red blush sear through the hot-headed boy's cheeks.

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