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  1. Public Bookmark 90

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    Jaskier should really know better by now than to trust Geralt when he says something isn't real.

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    “Sex curses aren’t real,” he says, apropos of nothing, and looks Jaskier directly in the eye as he says it. Jaskier feels oddly like he’s facing one of his tutors, and he’s so thrown that he almost forgets to comment on the subject matter.

    Almost. “Sex curses?” he repeats, ignoring Geralt’s unimpressed look. “Uh, good to know I guess? I don’t think I have a song about it, but I’ll remember that?”

    Geralt crosses his arms and nods towards the table. There’s a folded up piece of paper there, and Jaskier recognizes it as the notice from earlier, and he scans through the scrawled handwriting.

    “Seen this before,” Geralt continues while Jaskier reads. “Small village, bored husbands who can’t keep it in their pants and try to blame it on a curse when they get caught.”

    Jaskier folds the paper back up. The description was vague enough, men being “overcome with lust”, no rhyme or reason. “Could it be succubus?” he asks, and can’t help but roll his eyes and mouth along when he says “Not real.”

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    28 Nov 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 81

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    Witchers don't feel pain, but it doesn't mean they don't feel something

    The realisation shudders through Jaskier’s blood like a static shock, furious arousal pooling low in his stomach.

    ‘Hm,’ Geralt hums, agreeing.

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    22 Nov 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 89

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    “Don’t you trust me?” Geralt asked.

    “With my life? Yes. With my dignity? No.”

    “Didn’t know you had any to lose.”

     

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    One by one, Jaskier loses his senses. Though according to Geralt, he never had any sense to begin with.

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    22 Nov 2020

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    Jaskier never would have pinned that big scary brooding Witcher as a cuddler. But he was now being cuddled by the man who'd told him to leave not an hour past. If the man wanted to cuddle he could have just asked. No need to pretend Jaskier had been cold.

    Aka Jaskier becomes Geralt's human space heater.

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    22 Nov 2020

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    When Geralt is kidnapped by Nilfgaardian soldiers with the intentions of torturing him until they discover the location of Princess Cirilla, Yennefer decides to find the one other person she knows Geralt trusts. She'd heard rumors about the bard not being the same anymore since the dragon hunt, but she didn't expect the man she found in his stead. Will this time-hardened Jaskier be willing to help her rescue Geralt from Nilfgaard's clutches?

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    22 Nov 2020

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