Tea_is_Not_Them



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  1. Summary

    These are all oneshots based off of a snippet I posted from tumblr. All about Jon not actually existing!

    Some Ideas are not mine, and I got permission from the very smart people who thought of them!

     

    He Never Existed: The web never let Jon go
    Behold What Does Not Exist: The Beholding has always been in our world

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  2. Summary

    This is my little catboy jon universe!

    Maine Coon Grey- the context and plot of the who universe/au
    Supplementals- the fluff. Just fluff!
    Diane from HR: An Outsider POV

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  3. Summary

    Just a bunch of Jon if he was an avatar of literally anything other than supernatural Brain Overload.

    There will be found family, Elias dying, and Jon learning to be a kinder person! Slow burn does not exist!

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  4. Summary

    My Outsider POV fanfics for the Ineffables! Some are in the normal universe, some are in a random au! They aren't really related but enjoy! :D

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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    “Um, sorry but, no? I-I don’t really… remember… um...” He searched his brain for something, anything that had happened to him before he woke up in this bed but ultimately found nothing, only a dull throbbing headache after thinking for too long. “Am I… my- my name is Jon, right? Since, uh, that’s what you’ve all been calling me?”

     

    After Jon takes a harsh spill at work, he wakes up in hospital with a bit of amnesia. Luckily he has three nice friends who are there to help him get back on his feet and regain his memories. Especially the one who constantly checks up on him and brings him tea and snacks and asks him if he'd like to go to the cafe around the corner and is always smiling and happy and wears soft looking sweaters and has really nice curly hair is honestly pretty cute.

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    14 Apr 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 22

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    Epic Huge Archive Group Chat with shenanigans, romance, miscommunication, alcohol, and elias bouchard inspired violence

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    05 Apr 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    Jon, Head Librarian of the Magnus Library, used to have it all: fun and competent coworkers, pretty good hours, reasonably okay benefits, the works. Until he fell in love with the charmingly incompetent new hire and, completely unrelatedly, got tangled up in some kind of workplace conspiracy. Is he just being paranoid, or is something sinister really going on beneath the mundanity of life at the Magnus Library?

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    01 Apr 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 41

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    When Tim finds an antique edition of William Blake's Songs of Innocence and Experience among Sasha's things, he reads a poem called A Poison Tree—about anger, vengeance, and its cost. It becomes increasingly clear that it was a Leitner, as Jon beings to sicken, and Tim has to decide: save Jon and forgive him, or let the Leitner do its work?

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    28 Mar 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 42

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    At the end of the world, the Archivist stood watch. He stood and he watched for minutes, for hours, for years, for decades, for a time when time did not exist, he watched.

    And then he blinked, and Jonathan Sims was back before everything went wrong. He was back, and he had another chance to protect those he cared for, to protect the world.

    But first, he needs to learn how to act like nothing had changed in the Jon that everyone else knew.

    Besides the constant fear of death, that part is definitely the most difficult.

    (Or, Jon gets sent back in time, chaos ensues.)

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    27 Mar 2021