TheDandyCowboy



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    Jaskier's been a ruined omega for six years now. He's been bought by more alphas than he cares to count, and sold on again; he knows how this works.

    Being bought by a witcher is a new level of terror...and then it turns out it's not just one witcher, but three. Jaskier is fairly sure he's going to die.

    And then it turns out that witchers really don't act much like human alphas at all.

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    19 Nov 2020

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    “The signage outside,” Yennefer says, slow and sharp, “says that this is a bar.”

    The tips of the waitress’ ears are flushing pinker by the moment. “A dessert bar, ma’am,” she ventures. “Not a wine bar.”

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    12 Nov 2020

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    "Hello, Julian," Yennefer says coolly. "Listen carefully. We are only having this conversation because it’d make Geralt happy and I'm the best wife in the fucking world. You and I should have sex."

    Jaskier says, "I'm going to need you to elaborate."

    Or: Geralt's biggest fantasy is to watch someone else fuck his wife. What kind of best friend would Jaskier be if he didn't lend a hand?

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    11 Nov 2020

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    “The Witcher believes you’re under a spell,” Yennefer said, conversationally, drawing a sip from her tea.

    “I most certainly am,” said Jaskier to her in a warm drawl that Geralt recognized as the tone of voice he slipped into when flirting and frankly, things needed to start making more sense and fast before he gave into his impulse to do something rash and wholly unhelpful. Namely, chuck himself out the cottage window and into the sea.

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    Or Geralt seeks out Yennefer only to find her, of all unbelievable and ridiculous things, shacking up with his bard.

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    11 Nov 2020

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    “If life could give me one blessing, it would be to take you off my hands!”

     

    Jaskier doesn’t remember getting off the mountain.

     

    The dragon hunt happens, and everyone has to cope with the fall out of that.

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