TheEmeraldWitch



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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    Cho is missing, Cedric is hysterical and denial is Hermione's new best friend.

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    20 Dec 2020

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    GUYS THIS IS SO STUPID, BUT SO IS THE WORLD RIGHT NOW

    Cas is the owner of Four Seasons Total Landscaping, and he received a very curious call on a quiet Saturday morning. Dean owns the adult shop next door, and is very confused by what's going on. Good times are had by all, except Donald Trump because fuck that morally-bankrupt tangerine.

    Is this technically a crackfic? It feels like it should be, but like this actually happened in real life, and I don't know how to handle it besides writing fic.

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    13 Nov 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 59

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    The crux of the matter is Arthur has never kissed Merlin. Really. He would remember.

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    24 Aug 2020

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    He would say he doesn’t miss Merlin, not even a little bit, but that would be a lie.

    When Arthur discovers Merlin’s magic, he banishes him from Camelot. But Merlin is destined to serve Arthur until the day he dies.

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    23 Aug 2020

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    “This week on Buzzfeed Unsolved, we cover the strange and sudden disappearance of Number Five, one of the members of the illusive Umbrella Academy...”

    or, the buzzfeed unsolved episode fic that no one asked for

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    05 Aug 2020