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    Luddi IV, "Red"
    Previously uninhabited Class M planet
    Settlement population: 412 beings, 94% Human, including one James T. Kirk
    Culture: Agrarian, strict adherence to primitive 20th-century practices

    Spock is assigned to study the geology of the planet while also providing his services as Teacher to the youngest colonists. Rule number one: hands off the leader's young protege.

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    29 Apr 2021

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    “I’m not a reverse werewolf either,” says the man. “I’m your godfather.”

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    15 Apr 2021

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    'You're a wizard, Harry' is easier to hear from a half-giant when you're eleven, rather than from some kids on a tube platform when you're seventeen and late for work.

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    14 Apr 2021

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    My take on two classic tropes: Naruto is promoted to chunin alongside Shikamaru, but Tsunade has an interesting stipulation.

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    09 Apr 2021

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    Sakura's insecurities and perfectionism. Sasuke's inherited arrogance and trust issues. Konoha's blatant ignorance and Naruto's attention-seeking qualities.

    Kakashi really has his work cut out for him, doesn't he? He's already too attached to turn back and their issues are too alarming to ignore.

    In which Hatake Kakashi meets and trains three nine-year-old academy students. Nine-year old academy students who blatantly failed Inoichi's yearly psyche evaluation. Nine-year-old academy students who silently watch while everyone else leaves the Academy hand in hand with their loving parents.

    In which their story begins.

    [1-6: New People, New Lives]

    [7-13: Helpless Systems and Situations]

    [14-17: Feelings and Beginnings and Other Unimportant Matters]

    [18-21: Kinda, Sorta Alright...Not Really]

    [Rewrite in Progress]

    {Chapter 4 is finally finished being rewritten!!}

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    08 Apr 2021