TheMelancholyVegetable



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  1. Public Bookmark 50

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    He should stop. Patrick knows he should stop. Hell, he knows he should have stopped a good ten minutes ago, at this point.
    But he doesn’t want to stop, is the thing.
    Besides, he’s not even sure he would know how to at this point. He doesn’t remember the words for… that, for whatever he was just thinking. He’s sure there’s a word for it, but it’s one of the words that his brain has long-since shoved aside to make room for more important ones, like oh my god holy shit harder more please please please, and, David. Most importantly, David.

    Or, Patrick learns how to want.

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    19 Feb 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 36

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    “Sometimes I don’t wear, uh, boxers. Or briefs.”

    David’s eyes flash. “Excuse me, are you telling me you’re going commando in our store?”

    Our store. Patrick tamps down a giddy smile. “Not commando.”

    “Well then, what - oh.” David shimmies with delight, stalking closer and dancing his fingertips up Patrick’s arms to his shoulders. “Patrick Brewer, what are you wearing?”

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    18 Feb 2021

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    “What are you doing here?”

    Patrick blinks beneath the toque shoved onto his head, steadily dripping melting snow from his coat onto the mat they once purchased together. “Um… it’s my weekend."

    What? David is already shaking his head, but Patrick takes a step forward, eyes wide, skin pale despite his cold-flushed cheeks.

    “I get Christmas. You get New Years. I thought..." Patrick trails off and licks his lips. Behind him, snow blows in through the still-open doorway. "I thought that's what we agreed."

    Or, the exes-stuck-in-a-cabin fic I wrote totally and completely for myself.

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    16 Feb 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Christmas cabin divorce. Sad, with a happy ending.

  4. Public Bookmark 20

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    "How many times did you get a hard-on in a locker room between the ages of 13 and 18?” 

    Stupid David. How dare he say true things?

    “Like a hundred times."

    “Once Stevie informed me what a ‘rec center’ actually entailed, I planned ahead: towels, sandals to prevent foot fungus, body wash we can rub all over each other…”

    Fuck.

    “You, Patrick Brewer, star athlete, are going to get off with one of your castmates—”

    “Teammates.”

    “—in the locker room. Just two curious teenage boys, exploring each other’s bodies.”

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    16 Feb 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Hot role-playing

  5. Public Bookmark 53

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    Patrick arrives in Schitt's Creek still stinging from his breakup with Rachel. Things didn't go as planned and her words hang in his mind. When he meets David, Patrick slowly begins to realise what she had been trying to tell him all along. But is there a place for Patrick in David's life, or is he just the business guy?

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    23 Jan 2021