TheTinyTortoise
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the noblest work is to cultivate the soul by TheTinyTortoise
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
27 May 2020
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We all know spirits come back, but what about their souls?
A series of peeks at the daemons of the greatest cultivators of the Five Great Sects (and a few others who fell between the cracks)
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i want you close (and close ain’t close enough) by TheTinyTortoise
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
09 May 2020
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Shen Qingqiu waits until poor Du Nian has vanished down the peak before he brings his fan down against the crown of Hao Rong’s head with a crack! He turns up his nose at Hao Rong’s piteous whine.
“You just mortified that poor disciple!” Shen Qingqiu scolds.
“But Shizun was ignoring me,” Hao Rong whines.
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merry merry king of the bush is he by TheTinyTortoise
Fandoms: Supernatural, His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
14 Mar 2020
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Hundreds of Tuesdays, and the guy at the diner’s had maple syrup on his pancakes. Hundreds of ‘em. And now he has strawberry?
Sam’s frustrated, and exhausted, and at the end of his rope, but he’s no idiot.
This means something.
“His daemon,” Eustachia whispers in his ear. “Look at her. She’s different, too.”
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and in my hour of darkness (standing right in front of me) by TheTinyTortoise
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Sep 2019
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“This ancient and mysterious charm conjures a magical guardian, a projection of all your most positive feelings....you may suspect, but you will never truly know what form your Patronus will take until you succeed in conjuring it.”
-Miranda Goshawk, the Standard Book of Spells -
a cartload of almonds by TheTinyTortoise
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
10 Aug 2019
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“And I’m trying to be good, again,” the Soldier says. “The only good thing I ever did in my life was taking care of a moron like you.” His eyes go distant for a moment. “But he doesn’t need me anymore. So I figured I’d find someone who did.”
“And you picked me?” Peter asks.
The Soldier just looks at him. “Look at you. You’re a mess. You need someone to keep an eye on you or you’re not gonna make it to your teens.”
“We’re fifteen,” Leili snaps from where she’s still pinned beneath the lioness’ paw.
The Winter Soldier passes a hand over his face. “Jesus H. Christ,” he mumbles. “You’re a fetus.”
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some of the greatest battles will be fought (within the silent chambers of your own soul) by TheTinyTortoise
Fandom: His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman, Marvel Cinematic Universe
10 Aug 2019
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Snippets about the Earth’s Mightiest Heroes and the forms their souls take.
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i have never seen a vision nor learned a secret (that would damn or save my soul) by TheTinyTortoise
Fandom: His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman, Supernatural
14 Mar 2020
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The trials and tribulations of Team Free Will in a world where their souls walk by their sides.
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Work-Life Balance is Not A Thing by catbrainedschemes
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Jul 2020
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“Is it the salary,” Lan Zhan asks, head tilting in a question.
He looks gorgeous and Wei Ying hates him for it.
“No, the compensation is very generous.”
“The hours,” Lan Zhan guesses, and that gives Wei Ying an idea.
“Yeah, the hours are too much,” he says, putting on his whiny voice, “I’m still in my twenties, you know? I want to go out and eat with my friends, and, and maybe find a boyfriend and get married, have a few kids, adopt some cats.”
Lan Zhan looks at him as if he has gone insane.
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Wei Ying resigns from his post as Lan Zhan's executive assistant.
Lan Zhan goes to great lengths to keep him.
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23 Jan 2021
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be still, my foolish heart by mirrorofprinces
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Jan 2021
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"My fuckbuddy is kind to my rabbit and my rabbit likes him. I'm starting to have feelings for him because of that."
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23 Jan 2021
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spambot by jets_adjacent
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Apr 2020
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Mobei Jun finds himself on the receiving end of someone's very strange texts.
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aka: Shang Qinghua doesn't realize someone is reading his digital note taking.
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- Part 4 of jets' svsss twitter babbles
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23 Jan 2021
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Wei Wuxian gains a taste of first love for the future Lan Wangji, following him like an adoring puppy.
The present Lan Wangji chugs vinegar and tries his best not to kill his future self, or Jiang Cheng.(Day 1: Time Travel)
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20 Jan 2021
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Wei Wuxian said, voice hushed, “Have you never been kissed?”
Lan Wangji didn’t move, didn’t flinch, didn’t indicate that he even heard the question. He had only one memory of lips to his skin: his mother, before she’d died. It was a faint memory. The smell of jasmine, earrings like drops of blood. She’d kissed his forehead, called him her little rabbit. Told him to be good, to go back to the main house.
“By a lover,” Wei Wuxian added, as though he’d followed the exact path of Lan Wangji’s thoughts. He said, “On the mouth.”
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Or, wwx finds out lwj has never made out and is like "lol let me teach you tho WHAT COULD GO WRONG" & then like everything goes wrong
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20 Jan 2021