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  1. Rec 16

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    Despite his normally terrifying nature, Sandor was one of the few people Sansa found comfort in while at King's Landing all those years ago. Now, with everything settled down, Sandor has found himself reunited with his little bird and in her service as her knight and the Master of War in her court. However, Sansa still has need of his comfort, and he finds that he himself has need of hers as well. As those nights pass by, Ser Clegane finds feelings he never expected, ones that manifest in a much more intimate comfort then something much more.

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    22 Feb 2024

  2. Rec *

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    SanSan / Modern AU: An aspiring model in King’s Landing, Sansa Stark is eager to make it big. Her unlikely break comes when the Mad Dog of Metal, Sandor Clegane, chooses her to participate in a once in a lifetime photoshoot. When this good girl, who is kissed by fire, meets the bad boy of Heavy Metal, sparks will fly and Sansa will find her resolve to maintain her squeaky clean image put to the test.

    Let’s watch these two very different people fall in love. Fluff and smut abounds in this fun and naughty fic.

    With its roots on discord, I have to give a special thank you to Kitfics for reading this one and giving me pointers. Also Suzi’s love of Peter Steele and the pics I can’t stop looking at went a very long way to inspiring this fic!

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    13 Jun 2023

  3. Rec 93

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    When Sansa Stark is found dead in her room, the Lannisters immediately fear retribution.

    As if it wasn't enough of a living nightmare, Sandor Clegane is ordered to return her corpse to the Starks in an effort to head off conflict. Ever dutiful, Sandor begins the journey while actively mourning the loss of Sansa, the bloom of connection between them and the decisions that saw him on this path.

    However, a result of a scheming Lannister, Sansa only appears dead. While their journey progresses, she slowly becomes aware, only to hear the grieving honesty of one of Westeros' most fearsome warriors.

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    04 Mar 2023

  4. Rec 13

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    The Hound thinks he is going to get lucky, and almost does, until his haze of lust dissipates and he grows a conscience

    This was written for the following prompt.

    [my guy] 7:15pm: Sorry Sans, I won’t be coming to dinner. Got a better offer.

    And with that message Sansa was left sitting alone in the restaurant, ditched by her now ex-boyfriend on Valentines Day. According to the waitress, Sansa wasn’t the only person there who’d been stood up that evening

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    22 Jan 2023

  5. Rec 18

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    “I petition the Court for permission to marry Sandor Clegane."

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    17 Jan 2023