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  1. Summary

    A series of UNRELATED fics where the only thing in common is that apparently I want to see everybody as animals. This is not a conscious agenda of mine, it just keeps happening, so I resigned myself to it and made a series. And then the series tags went nuts because I keep tagging by species, and so I split the series into 4. This is the original series, where a variety of animals reside, real and imaginary! Lots of mammals!

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  2. Summary

    A series of UNRELATED fics where the only thing in common is that apparently I want to see everybody as animals. This is not a conscious agenda of mine, it just keeps happening, so I resigned myself to it and made a series. And then the series tags went nuts because I keep tagging by species, and so I split the series into 4. Here be plants, fungi, insects, spiders, chickens, and other small critters.

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    AU of Ariaste's an act too often neglected, in which I throw rocks into the paths of characters in the interest of generating pining and hurt/comfort. All works can stand alone.

    Lan Xichen and Meng Yao hook up on a dating app once, reunite six months later, and slide their way into a relationship.

    Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji live together and have hooked up, but due to a comedy of errors, Wei Wuxian thinks that Lan Wangji is in love with somebody else.

    Nie Huaisang wants to keep Jiang Cheng, and maybe sleep with him. Jiang Cheng is just in love.

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  4. Summary

    A series of UNRELATED fics where the only thing in common is that apparently I want to see everybody as animals. This is not a conscious agenda of mine, it just keeps happening, so I resigned myself to it and made a series. And then the series tags went nuts because I keep tagging by species, and so I split the series into 4. Here be birds!!!! And sometimes other critters that birds have decided they like!!

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    9
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    4
  5. Summary

    A series of UNRELATED fics where the only thing in common is that apparently I want to see everybody as animals. This is not a conscious agenda of mine, it just keeps happening, so I resigned myself to it and made a series. And then the series tags went nuts because I keep tagging by species, and so I split the series into 4. Here be creatures from the deep sea to the coral reef, marine mammals, penguins, and other critters that like the water.

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    4

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    It’s all Cao Weining’s fault, really, that Zhou Zishu is currently sitting in this fancy restaurant next to some rich (and stupidly attractive) guy who clearly doesn’t know how to spell the word ‘decency’.

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    22 Jun 2021

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    "I do not wish to leave my future spouse… dissatisfied with my intimate knowledge,” Lan Zhan says, very seriously. “I am hoping to find an instructor, to better prepare myself for such matters."

    Wei Ying feels his mouth drop open. He's pretty sure the Second Jade of Lan just told him he's a virgin who wants to learn how to do sex good.

    Rogue Cultivator Wei Wuxian is the stuff of local legends. Some of those legends are even true! The ones about his tremendous experience in bed, on the other hand, are not so true. Which becomes a problem when Lan Wangji, on the verge of an arranged marriage and worried he won’t know how to please his future spouse, enlists Wei Ying's help to teach him the art of love-making. Wei Ying's great at improvisation, though, and is pretty sure he's got this sex mentor thing under control. What could possibly go wrong?

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    06 Jun 2021

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    "I do not wish to leave my future spouse… dissatisfied with my intimate knowledge,” Lan Zhan says, very seriously. “I am hoping to find an instructor, to better prepare myself for such matters."

    Wei Ying feels his mouth drop open. He's pretty sure the Second Jade of Lan just told him he's a virgin who wants to learn how to do sex good.

    Rogue Cultivator Wei Wuxian is the stuff of local legends. Some of those legends are even true! The ones about his tremendous experience in bed, on the other hand, are not so true. Which becomes a problem when Lan Wangji, on the verge of an arranged marriage and worried he won’t know how to please his future spouse, enlists Wei Ying's help to teach him the art of love-making. Wei Ying's great at improvisation, though, and is pretty sure he's got this sex mentor thing under control. What could possibly go wrong?

    Language:
    English
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    58,307
    Chapters:
    4/4
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    06 Jun 2021

  4. Rec 22

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    Chinese American Lan Wangji cannot stand (read: has a crush on) his disobedient Mandarin school classmate, Wei Wuxian. When they both transmigrate into their Chinese textbook, they have no choice but to work together to find their way back before their exams.

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    31 May 2021

  5. Rec 6

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    Your body is an instrument, A-Yao.
    Yes, it is. But even the Gusu Lan used their instruments to kill.

     

    Jin Guanyao gives himself a weapon nobody can ever take away.

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    18 May 2021