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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    Stephen locks himself out of his own dorm room. And if that isn’t enough already, Tony Stark is there to witness all of it.

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    04 Dec 2019

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    It starts with a coat, and turns into a game of one-upmanship gone horribly right.

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  3. Public Bookmark 33

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    Bucky’s so blinded by his trust issues that he’s afraid that his next relationship will end up like his last, even though he knows that Steve isn’t like Rumlow. Maybe it’s because he still wants to know what Steve’s like in the sack before making any commitments!”

     

    “Shut up!” Steve screams.

     

    “So,” Tony continues, “If we could all end this rendezvous where it stands, right here, right now, then do it. Just strip your fucking clothes off, go to Bucky’s hotel room, and RAW EACH OTHER ALREADY!”

    This time, no one says anything.

     

    or: Tony Stark and Stephen Strange hold their wedding in Santa Barbara. All of the Avengers accompany them to California for the big day, and unfortunately enough, Steve and Bucky are still battling with their attraction and their past mistakes. Cue madness.

    Includes Steve being oblivious, Bucky being desperate, Howard being a jackass, Tony wanting a nap, and Natasha being done with everyone’s bullshit. Hopefully these kids will finally get the happy ending they deserve.

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    27 Nov 2019

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    This is the best thing I’ve read with my own two eyes

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    katniss: guys i just saw tony sprinting down the dorm hall in nothing but a nasa shirt and the incredibles dvd taped to his face

    nattytaffy: I haven’t had enough coffee for this shit

    wintersmoulder: your dorm is a lot different than mine:////

    katniss: o fuck..he just yelled ‘LA PUBERTAD NO HA SIDO AMABLE CON DORA LA EXPLORADORA’ while tripping on my box of beef stew

    falconfratboy: When i say ‘my last brain cell’ THAT is what i mean

     the sequel to ‘skate fast eat ass.’ takes place one year in the future.

    or: the self indulgent college au where all the kids are trying their best. updates as frequently as i can don’t bully me i’m trying my best

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    27 Nov 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 20

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    It was a such a shame, Tony decided after a few meetings, that the wizard seemed to be mute when not confronted with life-and-death scenarios. He’d tried pretty much everything to tempt the guy out of his shell but nothing worked, not even the famous Stark charm.

    (Aka Stephen loses his words when in front of his crush. Hilarity ensues.)

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    24 Nov 2019