Thousand_sins_and_one_good_deed



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    "Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”

    Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very, very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.

    Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the shitty, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?

    Fuck that noise. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.

    And so begins one man's journey to unfuck himself.

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    30 Mar 2021

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    Mondstadt is a city of liars.

    The smiles can hide a dagger.

    Performers at their finest.

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    22 Mar 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 32

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    Guizhong doesn't understand why everyone insists on offering a sacrifice to the dragon that just settled nearby or why it has to be a young maiden.

    The dragon, who just came here to retire, has no idea, either.

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    17 Mar 2021

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    It's known that when you find a pretty man with no mora on the streets, the three vital steps to courting are: take him home, fight him, then marry him.

    Tartaglia, Emperor of Snezhnaya, follows this to a tee. Except, that's just his way of doing things.

    Zhongli doesn't know anything.

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    16 Mar 2021

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    The Tsar is on a quest to burn down this world, and Zhongli is his most loyal.

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    16 Mar 2021