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  1. Rec 47

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    Jon smiles and reaches into his waist pocket to offer his calling card.

    The man looks him up and down with a fearsome scowl, ignoring the card before speaking. “I’m sorry, sir, but suitors are received on Saturdays from 10 till 11 in the parlor. You’ll have to return to see Miss Sansa tomorrow,” he states in a monotone voice as if someone has drilled the phrase into him.

    “I’m not a suitor.”

    The monotone tone is absent when the man responds with clear sarcasm. “Sure, you ain’t. We’ve had a regular spring flood tide of ‘em since Miss Sansa got to town and word spread about her beauty and wealth. Left and right, they come at all hours with their cards and their neatly tied cravats looking to have a leer at ‘er.”

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  2. Rec 26

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    Young and sweet, Sansa Stark heads to a party in Malibu at the home of the famous singer (and former porn star) Oberyn Martell with Joffrey Baratheon. It’s only their third date and Sansa is quickly coming to see that Joffrey is not what she’d originally thought. However, she may wind up very glad she came all the same.

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    "What do you think about dating Jon?" Arya asked.

    Jon made a sound like he was about to choke.

    Sansa gaped at her. "What?" she asked, voice gone several octaves higher. Her eyes flickered over to Jon and back. "Why?"

    Arya narrowed her eyes. Sansa's cheeks had flushed and pink was rapidly spreading down her neck. Interesting. "I mean, fake dating him."


    Jon Snow, frontman of the famous band Direwolf, has broken up with his on-and-off girlfriend, the actress Daenerys Targaryen, for the last time. With his (and Daenerys') siblings' wedding coming up, and determined not to get pulled back into the relationship, he needs a romantic cover. A fake girlfriend.

    Enter: Sansa Stark.

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  5. Rec 85

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    Lucy Preston can’t remember the first time she met Garcia Flynn, because the brain blocks out traumatic memories, but they have somehow managed to attend an absurd number of the same conferences for an American modernist and a European medievalist. He seems to make a personal point of turning up at her papers and asking five hundred obnoxious questions afterward. Mostly of the “have you considered this document from two centuries earlier that says something entirely different” variety, while Lucy smiles at him with a No Because I Don’t Study That Period Jackass homicidal glint in her eye.

    Guess who's now at Stanford?

    (Rival Professors!Garcy AU. Reasons.)

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