TrashfortheDanceLine



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    Lan Wangji never believed the stories of the Lan family curse.
     
    He kept his face impassive when, as a young boy, Lan Qiren told him, "The rumors are true. If a Lan reaches thirty years of age with his virginity intact, he will be able to hear the thoughts of whomever he touches."

     

    A Cherry Magic AU where Lan Wangji is cursed in the years following Wei Wuxian's death, and what happens when he returns.

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    04 Mar 2024

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    Ever since their encounter in the spring, it feels as if Wei Ying is around him even more often than before, tormenting him with a constant barrage of inappropriate outbursts ("Lan Zhan! Look at that mountain ridge, it's shaped like boobs!"), preposterous ideas ("Hey, Lan Zhan, what if we just turn it into a monster first? That would be way better practice, even Huaisang could take this thing…"), and impertinent questions that should by all rights be in violation of any rules anywhere (“Lan Zhan, do you think you’ll always want to live in the Cloud Recesses? What if the girl you want to marry doesn’t like all the rules?”) as though Lan Wangji has in any way invited his scrutiny.

    Everything about this trip is terrible.

    On the worst field trip known to the cultivation world (and Lan Wangji specifically), a bit of extracurricular study takes an unexpected turn.

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    04 Mar 2024

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    Honestly, Lan Zhan doesn’t even need to open her mouth to radiate whatever potent energy makes even alpha men terrified of her.

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    16 Feb 2024

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    Deer spirit Xie Lian has never experienced a heat (or a rut), and he starts to believe he might really be impotent until he nearly gets mauled to death by a lone wolf...

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    ABO HuaLian with papapa

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    11 Feb 2024

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    Right when he finishes signing his name on the last page, he hears someone call out, “Mo Xuanyu?”

    The familiarity of the voice gives him a strange tingle in the ear, almost like a tickle, which then turns into a full-body shudder when he looks up to see the face of the speaker.

    In a split-second decision, he swiftly removes the red ribbon in his hair and stuffs it deep inside his shorts pocket. Forcing his wide-open mouth shut, he raises his hand and tries to sound as unsuspicious as possible when he answers, “Yeah that’s me!”

    Oh god this can’t be good. Of all the physical therapists he could have been sent to, it just had to be Lan fucking Zhan.

    (Or, Wei Wuxian wakes up from a 13-year coma as Mo Xuanyu and is referred to his best friend Lan Wangji for physical therapy. Therapist-patient relationship gets a little ~unprofessional~)

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