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    Wei Ying lets out a long, ugly groan. “I am fine, Lan Zhan. Everybody is overreacting, it’s so embarrassing for all of you.”

    “You had undiagnosed pneumonia, which you walked around with for weeks until you passed out during dress,” Lan Wangji corrects him. “It got a big laugh, until everyone thought you were dead.”

    He keeps his voice even and does not tell Wei Ying that it had been Lan Wangji who caught him, who called the ambulance, and who rode with him to the hospital, where he was yelled at by nurses who wanted to know why he hadn’t noticed that Wei Ying couldn’t stop shivering or string proper sentences together.

    “Rumors of my demise have been vastly overstated,” Wei Ying says. “Anyway, I’m already feeling much better. Basically fine. Really almost completely back to normal, so stop babying me and tell me why the fuck you let your stupid brother hire the worst man in the world to host our show.”

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    OR: the one where they all work at SNL, Yanli's ex-boyfriend is hosting, and that's just the beginning of everybody's problems.

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    26 Apr 2021

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    Excellent writing, humor, etc

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    Lan Zhan's puritanical life is thrown into sudden, sinful chaos when one especially handsome doctor gives him a prostate exam and he busts a surprise nut. Mortified, Lan Zhan is consoled by the fact that he will never see this harbinger of anal pleasure again... until one fateful night. Cue a matchmaking brother, cue a bad excuse for a lie, and cue things not turning out as embarrassing and terrible as they seem between one Wei Wuxian and Lan Zhan.
    Written entirely for fun! :D

    Comments are very much appreciated! ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ

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    16 Apr 2021

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    In which lz is so repressed he missed this gem:
    Wei Ying: it looks so cool. Probs sold out though, or I would cum
    Wei Ying: come

    Also like, this fic is home to some decadent making out which is always encouraged here

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    As Wei WuXian walks away from him, Lan Zhan cannot help but think that he is making the biggest mistake of his life. Lan Zhan decides to live with no regrets, and acts on his doubts - and it works out pretty well!
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    in which in Ep50 (The Untamed ending) Lan Zhan goes back to Wei WuXian, and they share a first kiss and a first time together. Lan Qiren is not pleased, but will have to deal. Lan Xichen gives some good advice.

    Now translated into Russian thanks to Ao3 user youllloveithere! ^-^

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    15 Apr 2021

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    "Good morning," Wei Wuxian says. He is trying to figure out how to get Lan Wangji to kiss him.

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    Wei Wuxian sneaks back into the Cloud Recesses after a year away.

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    12 Apr 2021

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    Just, you know, THEM

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    Lan Zhan is silent for a long moment, and the van's speakers quietly pipe the second song on the album into the empty space between them. Then Lan Zhan shifts his hand a little on Wei Ying's leg, presses his fingers once into the meat of his thigh. "Alright," he says.

    "Alright," Wei Ying echoes in a wheeze.

    "Is that better?" Lan Zhan checks, because he is a good boy. Then he spreads his fingers out a little wider, because he is evil and must be stopped.

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    Lan Zhan is driving to Chicago. Wei Ying tags along.

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    12 Apr 2021

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    Hm I had something clever to put here but then I fell asleep and its tomorrow and all I remember is horny car tenderness they're literally so obsessed w each other god bless driving gloves

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