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    “You want it to say what?” Ben finally spoke, his eyes trailing from the card to her face, enjoying the way her nostrils flared.

     

    “Fuck you and your perfectly styled hair.”

     

    She looked at him expectantly. Like she was completely serious about her request. Which, he quickly realised, she was.

     

    “How many?”

     

    “One.”

     

    “Boyfriend?” He didn’t know why the fuck he had asked that.

     

    “Neighbour.”

     

    Rey finally decides to enlist help in her revenge plan for neighbour, Hux. So when she walks into Ben Solo's calligraphy shop to buy a card, she ends up getting much more than she bargained for. Hilarity ensues.

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    07 Jun 2019

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    The first time Ben sees Rey in a bikini, his oafish left hand just sort of spasms around a new tube of Neutrogena SPF 100+ face sunscreen, squeezing hard enough that nearly half its thick white contents erupts—coating his palm, the mirror, and the floor—in one great big mortifying spurt.

    It’s a metaphor from the universe even he can’t ignore.

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    18 May 2019

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    The Resistance has been reduced to a fraction of its numbers and resources after their close escape from Crait. The surviving members seek refuge in an abandoned treehouse hunting lodge on Kashyyyk where few locals set foot due to the legends about the forest to the northwest of their encampment. Rey struggles to find her place in this new life so soon after leaving everything she ever knew in Jakku, and her bond with Kylo Ren remains intact despite Snoke’s death. They continue to grow closer as the Resistance becomes more fractured, and Rey is tempted by the Dark Side in more ways than she ever expected.

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    A spooky, sexy, and dark canonverse story.

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    07 Feb 2019

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    "If you come out now, Omega, I'll make this easy for you."

    His voice carries clearly through the house, and it's almost as sinful as the smell of him, suffocating her as she shrinks back against the wall of his closet.

    “Or maybe… you don’t want this to be easy.” A pause. “Yes. Oh, yes. I can smell it on you. You can’t hide from me.”

    Rey breaks into the wrong house. Kylo Ren catches her in the act.

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    05 Nov 2018

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    Kylo picked the dice up in his hands, turning them over, eyes creasing as he appraised them gingerly. Kneeled on the floor, he looked up as he felt an energy pass over him. Rey, standing there so vividly it was as if he could reach out and touch her, but he didn't move. He met her eyes, vulnerable brown meeting a resolved hazel. Neither of them said a word. Kylo Ren watched as Rey took a steady breath and closed the door of The Falcon between them. He trembled and looked down, watching as the dice slowly evaporated out of his grasp. Once again, Ben Solo was alone.

     

     

    *A month after The Battle of Crait, The First Order rules over the galaxy, bent on crushing The Resistance as they attempt to revitalize their rag-tag group of survivors. Meanwhile, Emperor Kylo Ren is bent on convincing Rey that her destiny is beside him, even as she is desperate to deny the connection between them.

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    04 Aug 2018

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