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    "You know," Crowley said conversationally, "abject terror is really quite exhausting."

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    09 Oct 2020

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    Before anyone reports this post, I got this AMA authorised by posting proof to a mod, so there.

    Hi, Reddit! I’m no-one special, but about 6 months ago, I moved into a flat above a cafe next door to a bookshop, and my life has never been the same since, because the man who runs the bookshop is some sort of ageless (mostly) benevolent eldritch being. By all accounts, he hasn’t aged a day since at least 1944, sometimes he seems to have just too many eyes, and I once saw him turn water into wine (a nice rosé). His coworker / best friend / boyfriend / shadow entity is also definitely some kind of cryptid, but despite trying harder to be a bastard, he’s somehow less successful at it.

    So, if you have any questions about what it’s like to live next door to an eternal bastard man, AMA!

    Or, a cryptid bastard man haunts Reddit, trying to find out how to ask out his crush of the past 6,000 years and getting downvoted to literal oblivion. Just normal stuff on the world wide web.
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    25 Sep 2020

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    Light Yagami has a Final Destination-esque vision of his seven years as Kira. He wakes up in his high school on the day he receives the Death Note. What will he do differently, knowing the future? LxLight. Lawlight.

    Back from the long hiatus. New content starts in chapter 15. Story will continue to be posted to its conclusion.

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    08 Sep 2020

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    Versailles, 1769 - Aziraphale has a blessing to perform at a masquerade ball and it's important that he gets this one right. So important, in fact, that he can't seem to leave until he does.
    But with a fancy dress, an attentive demon and an endless supply of champagne, it's a little challenging to stay on mission.

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    09 Aug 2020

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    I love every time loop but this one surprised me anyway

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    After Crowley's stunt at the tailor's with Gabriel, Heaven is amazed by Aziraphale's efforts on Earth. Aziraphale gets assigned an intern to teach how he thwarts the evils of the demon Crowley.

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    26 Jul 2020