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What if Stevie covers the motel for Mr. Rose on grad night and David finds out it’s a date before the date?
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I'd Miss You Even If I'd Never Met You by Varanidae for blueink3
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
26 Mar 2021
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Patrick had a hard time sleeping. He stared at his alarm clock. It read 3:15am. He would have to wake up in only four more hours to start getting ready in order to make it to the airport two hours prior to departure. He’d received a text from Twyla—his friend at the paper—a few days after inquiring about the author of the article. Twyla was a little surprised at Patrick’s interest, but she was encouraging nonetheless.
The only information Twyla had about the author was the name Rose and an email address. Patrick had waited two weeks before making up his mind, and even then was so nervous about the fact that he was basically hiring a hooker, that he asked Twyla to set everything up for him. Twyla could be a little quirky, but he trusted her sweet nature to convince this Rose person. And surely one week’s notice before having to take an international flight to accompany him to his sister’s wedding in Canada should suffice, right? Patrick would be paying six thousand dollars for services rendered, after all.
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This Town Is Just One Long Smorgasbord by Varanidae for sullymygoodname
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek, Tremors (1990)
20 May 2020
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A Tremors AU
Alexis leads the entire town on an assault against a monster graboid and the only bombs David knows how to make are bath bombs.
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David visits the Elmdale Botanical Gardens all by himself and meets a handsome botanist and budding entrepreneur who sings to his plants, one Patrick Brewer.
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Time until the end of time by ships_to_sail, yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
09 Sep 2022
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“David,” Patrick says softly. Something in his voice pulls David’s eyes to his; they’re full of sympathy and David is awash with foreboding. He hasn’t felt terror like this since before they moved to Schitt’s Creek, when Alexis’ name appearing on his phone meant another round of consulate calls and the occasional hostage negotiation. “I’m very sorry to tell you this, but you’re dead.”
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07 Oct 2022
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Grew up out of ice-frozen ground by yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana) for midnightstreet
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
13 Aug 2020
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Embarrassment and fury wash through Patrick in equal measure. What a snobby, elitist asshole. Here’s Patrick, offering a friendly welcome to someone else who’s new in town, and Mr Big City can’t even bring himself to say hello?
Well, now he knows. David Rose isn’t worth a minute of his time.
An enemies to lovers AU.Bookmarked by Varanidae
09 Sep 2022
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”He remembers Patrick’s crooked smile when David would play along with his jokes, tease him back. He remembers the electricity simmering in the store, and the butterflies in his stomach, and the way they were both trying so hard, tiptoeing around this thing they wanted so badly, but also didn’t want to break. Even though they eventually did break, it still makes him feel warm and soft to think of, and he thinks maybe these memories will just slowly become a part of him, coalesce into a solid, unnegotiable reminder that there are good people out there. People who will treat him with kindness and make him laugh and cry when they break up with him because it hurts them too.”
Or, David and Patrick break up, learn to be business partners, date other people, learn to be friends, grow up, and get back together.
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01 Aug 2022
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When Patrick visits New York for work, a striking artist gives him a sketch of himself. It's a sketch that make Patrick think hard about who he is and what he wants in life, that makes him realise that his current life isn't what he wants. He can't stop thinking about that artist, wondering how he saw him so clearly without ever having met him. It's unlikely that he'll ever get to ask the artist that in person though.
Or will he?
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- Part 1 of Feeling kind of sketchy
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02 Apr 2022
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While a larger team worked across the state, country, and globe to gather up the ring of thieves and murderers that threatened the family, it was his job to lead the boots on the ground.
He would hunker down.
Blend in.
Protect.
Because that’s what they did in this branch of the Federal Bureau of Investigations.
Protect.
At all costs.And Special Agent Patrick Brewer always his did his job well.
Bookmarked by Varanidae
16 Mar 2022