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“Scared Potter?” Malfoy sneered, and Harry snapped. He was done, finished, fed up with playing the innocent little Gryffindor with no common sense and a microscopic amount of intelligence. He rolled his eyes.
“Why yes Malfoy, I’m terrified, can’t you see me quaking in my boots? You, a second year child armed with a stick is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen. Please, please don’t fatally injure me in front of three hundred witnesses and two teachers with your mean words and nasty smiles. Whatever shall I do?” The entire hall fell silent and Malfoy gaped. Harry smirked. Lockhart looked entirely bemused, and he thought Snape might be holding back a laugh.
Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.
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- Part 1 of Seriously Snapped
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10 Feb 2021
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Betad by Eider Down.
Bleeding out on the floorboards, Severus greeted death as a friend.
He wasn't expecting to wake up. One moment he was drifting away, and the next he was aware of his body again, just as sore as before. It felt approximately the way he imagined coming back from the brink of death should feel like, which was to say, fucking awful.
Stuck in the past, inexplicably in the infant body of Harry Potter, and with his addled cousin by his side, Severus finds himself walking a metaphorical mile in a very different pair of shoes.
A time travel fix-it. Likely the oddest Severitus (Sevitus) you'll ever read.Series
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11 Jan 2021
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When Narcissa Malfoy calls in her life debt so that Severus can fulfill the terms of his grandfather’s will and secure the Prince family estate, Harry agrees to marry Severus Snape and live with him for a year and a day. But Prince Manor hides a secret in its overgrown gardens, and Narcissa isn’t helping Severus out because of her kind heart. Harry thinks he’s going into the marriage with eyes wide open, but he has to maneuver around the Malfoys’ machinations and come to terms with his growing feelings for Severus even as the magic in the gardens gives his life a new, unexpected purpose.
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07 Jan 2021
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a demon in possession of a mobile phone, must be in want of attention by charlottemadison for bisasterdi
Fandoms: Reply All (Podcast), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Sep 2020
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Reply All podcast hosts Alex Goldman and PJ Vogt receive a phone call requesting tech support for a truly unique problem. This is the episode transcript.
Dedicated to the marvelous @bisasterdi!
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02 Jan 2021