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    Leverage Daemon AU.

    Title from Wild Geese, by Mary Oliver:

    You do not have to be good.
    You do not have to walk on your knees
    for a hundred miles through the desert, repenting.
    You only have to let the soft animal of your body
    love what it loves.

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    “There’s an enchanted castle West in the Hellian slopes, and apparently it comes with a prince looking for a bride or bridegroom to free him from a dark fae’s curse.”

    “I see,” Aziraphale says finally, when he realizes both Gabriel and Uriel are staring at him expectantly. “You want me to marry a beast?”

    Gabriel's mouth flattens. “I want you to take this gods’ blessed opportunity to secure your family’s future for good."

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    Aziraphale is a professional quest hero who just wants to sit by the fire and read a book, if his overbearing family will ever let him; Crowley is a serpent demon who needs a gullible hero he can con into gathering some critical ingredients for a human corporation spell. Hijinks and a lot of terribly inconvenient feelings ensue.

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    10 Sep 2020

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    The revelation that Aziraphale might have been in love with him for thousands of years is surprising. The fact that literal books have been written on the subject comes as even more of a shock.

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    27 Aug 2020

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    After the world doesn't end, Hell gets Crowley and Heaven gets Aziraphale, but not for very long.

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    27 Aug 2020

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    AU, retelling of “Beauty and the Beast”. Quite honestly, sending Aziraphale off into the forest to be held hostage by a giant snake in a cursed castle isn’t even the worst thing Gabriel’s ever done to him, and at least it means a change of scene. But then neither the snake nor the castle turn out to be quite what he’s expecting…

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    26 Aug 2020

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    the beauty and the beast fusion I didn't know I wanted

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    Sokka (a.k.a the Silent Knight, a.k.a. the sharpest detective in Caldera City) has three cases weighing on his mind.

    1.) Zuko, son of the mob boss Ozai, has gone missing under sinister circumstances.
    2.) Lee, a teahouse waiter with the face of an angel, wears a scar of mysterious origins.
    3.) The Blue Spirit, a lithe and enigmatic cat burglar, keeps stealing into the Fire Nation’s storehouses (not to mention Sokka’s dreams).

    Sokka sighs and takes a swig from his special bottle. It’s hard solving three completely unrelated mysteries at the same time...

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    30 Jul 2020