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Deadpool and Spider-Man looking across a rainbow city.



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    "You can punch me, kick me, pull my hair. I am a-ok being stabbed. Biting and scratching are on the table. You can use fire."

    "These are the ground rules? Is there anything off limits??"

    "Damn, man, you got something really sick you wanna do, huh?"

     
    Sub-series: The SpideyPool Holiday Special

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    Wade and Peter are chaotic switches who really know how to do a holiday right. Like its cursed Star Wars namesake, consider this a variety show. While there will be some overlap (especially in character development), all pieces can be read as oneshots. And please, for the love of Stan, read the tags for each piece so you know what you're getting into.

    A subset of "We Do The Weird Stuff". [Almost] all works here will also be included there, but if you're a holiday kink purist, this one's for you!

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    "This isn't what it looks like," Tony says.

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    10 Aug 2020

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    "That is the force that is beyond you, Tony. The force that you cannot move, the magic that you cannot understand." He rotates the hammer, pushes it back and forth, uses it to fuck Tony's ass in a hard rhythm. He speeds up slowly, until the strokes become fast, powerful, brutal.

    "This is something you will never touch."

    I came for Mjolnir-fucking, and left with total author goals. The epitome of Porn with Feelings.

  2. Rec 7

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    "You want to take care of me." Bruce squeezed his hand. "I am prepared to be taken care of within an inch of my life."

    Clark beamed. "I brought pie."

    (In which we learn how far Clark will go to feed his loved ones, that Bruce Wayne will try anything once if he's bored out of his mind, and that there is such a thing as too much butter.)

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    09 Aug 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    If you thought having one butter fisting fic out there in the world wasn't enough... boy oh boy have I got the fic for you :'')

    Bruce dropped his head back into the pillow. "Crisco is traditional."
    "The Kent clan has firmly held beliefs on the subject of Crisco," Clark said. "I won't risk being disowned."

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    Matt is an IT android at Columbia who breaks into Foggy's dorm on the regular. Foggy develops an interest in him and accidentally becomes a little obsessed--in a totally reasonable, empathetic, maybe just a little romantic, way.

    But Matt is part of a darker world. And there's a war on.

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    09 Aug 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I've had this series on my list for ages, and it was just as good as I hoped.

    "Matthew Michael Murdock was a person who had been taken, killed or next to killed, and turned into a droid."

  4. Rec 32

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    A collection of Spideypool drabbles originally posted on tumblr.

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    07 Aug 2020

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    ch. 4 has the kind of watersports I'm actually into (sorry omorashi), and it's aftercare watersports and gosh, this is an exciting day.

    The list of 'em pretty much tapped straight into my brain, like someone wrote me a bespoke list of one-shots :'') Note that some chapters have untagged non-con/dub-con. If a chapter summary makes you think it's gonna go there... it probably is.

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    05 Aug 2020