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Deadpool and Spider-Man looking across a rainbow city.



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  1. Summary


    "You can punch me, kick me, pull my hair. I am a-ok being stabbed. Biting and scratching are on the table. You can use fire."

    "These are the ground rules? Is there anything off limits??"

    "Damn, man, you got something really sick you wanna do, huh?"

     
    Sub-series: The SpideyPool Holiday Special

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    Wade and Peter are chaotic switches who really know how to do a holiday right. Like its cursed Star Wars namesake, consider this a variety show. While there will be some overlap (especially in character development), all pieces can be read as oneshots. And please, for the love of Stan, read the tags for each piece so you know what you're getting into.

    A subset of "We Do The Weird Stuff". [Almost] all works here will also be included there, but if you're a holiday kink purist, this one's for you!

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    When the Avengers had briefed him on Deadpool, they played up the Kills People for Money and Has No Real Morals angle and left out the Is Pretty Damn Funny and Charming in a Weird, Terrifying Sort of Way part.

    Or, five times they meet on rooftops plus one time they take it to the streets*

    (*with apologies to The Doobie Brothers).

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    12 Jul 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This series is amazingly adorable, quippy as hell, and the characterizations match the ones in my own head to a T. And it just completed! If you like 5+1s, you gotta go read it.

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    “Listen!” Matt huffed. “It just… It doesn’t work, ok? I can’t… We’re too different. We’re too different, Wade.” He turned towards Pete. He wanted to reach out, to put a hand on his arm, to comfort him. He could taste the salt of the tears welling up in Pete’s eyes. He could hear his breathing starting to come rough. Hell, he could practically feel the kid’s heart breaking. “We’re all too different. It has to stop.”

    Wade stared at him, dumbfounded. “The fuck you mean we’re too different? It doesn’t work? I know you’re blind but - bullshit. You really can’t see it? We’re perfect for each other. We complement each other. We fit, Matty. We fit together like three fucked up pieces to a completely fucked up puzzle. He’s neutral good. I’m chaotic neutral. And you, Darkness, you’re a chaotic dumbass.”

    OR

    The misadventures of Matt Murdock, Wade Wilson, and Peter Parker, idiots in love...

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    11 Jul 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Hilariously majestic. With plot! And feelings! And ridiculously good sex!

    There isn't nearly enough Team Red ship out there, but even if there was, this would be the best of the best <3

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    Wade is a high-school History teacher, Peter is an under-performing student. Wade offers extra lessons, but is there more to his plan than simply improving his student's grades?

    Teacher/student AU, lots of smut, barrels of fun, featuring art by the indescribably talented ShadowofWolf200 (mikazure on Tumblr).

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    06 Jul 2020

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    Bookmarker's Notes

    “You heard me, Mr. Parker,” Wade said, steel glinting in his eyes. “You’ve been wilfully disobedient, and I’ve got no choice but to make sure it doesn’t happen again.”

    Peter got unsteadily to his feet but didn’t move from behind the safety of his desk. “Please, sir . . .”

    “Please what?”

    “Please . . . don’t be too hard on me . . .”

    This fic makes me feel things I'm not entirely comfortable feeling about a Teacher/Student AU 😖
    Which is to say, please read so we can feel those things together (and root for Teacher Wade and Jailbait Peter's happy ending! And maybe Beck will be there, too? 🤷)

  4. Rec 5

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    The thing is, it’s never anything new, even when it is.

    (In which Weasel meets Wade at the start of it all, and never manages to escape his gravitational pull. He doesn’t try all that hard.)

    For the 'Anarchy' square of my Marvel Polyship Bingo!

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    06 Jul 2020

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    "Wade’s mouth is warm and wet and he doesn’t have a gag reflex. He likes it when Weasel pulls and tugs at his hair, likes to get his throat fucked with sharp little jerks until he chokes on it, likes to be on his knees at Weasel’s feet. He peers up at Weasel through his lashes with that same glint of madness in his eyes along with something else. Something that shouts look at me and don't you dare look away. Something small and broken that says keep me, aren't I being good?"

    This is SO GOOD. Like, a million times better than Wade/Weasel has ANY right to be. Beautifully written, with big, authentic poly/aro/demi feels.

    Even if you can't wrap your head around the pairing, read it for the amazing character study of one Wade Wilson.

  5. Rec 1

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    George was a skinny little thing, something Mal never knew he’d be so obsessed with. But there was something wonderful about the stark contrast between their two bodies: something Mal didn’t experience until they had sex.

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    06 Jul 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Rarepairs and Daddy Kink: my kryptonite.

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