WhatButAVillain
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Out of Hand by WhatButAVillain
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Dec 2020
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Lucifer didn't mean to Fall. He also didn't mean to end up impersonating a Principality. It all got just a bit out of hand.
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Tired of No's and other What if's by WhatButAVillain
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Jul 2020
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A series of what if's centered mostly around when Crowley and Aziraphale learn the truth about one another. Chapter 1 is centered around 1793 and the Bastille and Crowley is tired of hearing no from his angel.
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- Part 3 of Lies for Rent and Prices Paid
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Prices Paid by WhatButAVillain
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Jun 2020
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Raphael or Aziraphale as She has renamed him is told to watch over, guard and guide the humans, He wasn't expecting to fall in love with his demonic counterpart.
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- Part 2 of Lies for Rent and Prices Paid
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Lies for Rent by WhatButAVillain
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 May 2020
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Crowley has a secret. He's not actually Crowley. There is no Crowley. He is in fact Satan, Lucifer. And he's been planning to make this angel Fall for centuries. Too bad he never meant to fall in love with him.
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- Part 1 of Lies for Rent and Prices Paid
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Diligence by WhatButAVillain
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Oct 2019
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Gabriel has a choice to make, accept Crowley and Aziraphale as Virtues or risk Falling for his hatred of them. Once a choice is made, what will it take to convince the others of his sincerity.
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- Part 6 of The Seven Virtues of Heaven
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Lies for Rent and Prices Paid by WhatButAVillain
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Jul 2020
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My take on a Satan!Crowley verse. You can rent a lie but eventually they all come due.
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The Seven Virtues of Heaven by WhatButAVillain
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Oct 2019
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Much is known of the vices, the Seven Deadly Sins, The Deadly Seven, and all their many names. Many can name them off the tops of their heads and they are explored in media. They don’t attempt to hide themselves. Each having a bit of the other six inside of them and that includes Pride. All seven of these demons take pleasure in their work and in their sins. However, much less is known of the Seven Virtues. (Not to be confused with the rank of virtues in Heaven.) They do not advertise themselves and it was by sheer coincidence that they became known. Or rather that the Five became known: Chastity, Diligence, Humility, Temperance, and Patience. These angels were the first to commit these great acts of Virtue and became the embodiment of such acts including a great boost to their power and influence. They are not called by their Virtue but have other names given to them by the Almighty, Uriel as Chastity; Gabriel as Diligence; Raphael with Humility; Michael for Temperance; Azriel for Patience. With their status as the Virtues they became known as the Archangels, Greatest among the Hosts. Where are the other two you ask? No one knows. They were never found. Or rather they are about to be.
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- 30,911
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- 6
- Bookmarks:
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Demons Don't Have Soulmates by WhatButAVillain
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Sep 2019
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- 16,493
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 6
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An Angel Among the Evergreens by EveningStarcatcher for ineffablebadger
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Jan 2021
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Crowley works at a Christmas Tree lot and finally decides to talk to the strange (beautiful) man that's been coming to the lot every day, but never buys a tree.
For the Good Snowmens Winter Exchange!
Bookmarked by WhatButAVillain
03 Jan 2021
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Ineffable Holiday 2020 by Izabella95
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
31 Dec 2020
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- 19,802
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- 31
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Bookmarked by WhatButAVillain
31 Dec 2020
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I Knock, and Then I Knock Twice by Mackaley
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
10 Nov 2020
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But the thing that stops Crowley in his tracks is the two large holes on either side of the room, positioned just below waist height. He’s not an idiot. He’s a demon, and he’s lived on this planet for thousands of years. He knows a glory hole when he sees one.
Which is why he stands in shock at the fact that Aziraphale has clearly entered the adjoining room on the left.
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Crowley wakes up twenty-six years after his fight with Aziraphale at St. James’ Park and is stunned to discover some new hobbies the angel has picked up in his absence.
Bookmarked by WhatButAVillain
30 Dec 2020
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In the Full Furnace of the Hour by glyphicon
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Sep 2019
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"I’m so sorry, my dear," Aziraphale says at last. "It’s indelicate of me, but I…" there’s no way for him to ignore Crowley’s heavy scent now, the musk coming off of him that makes Aziraphale want to react. Oh, how he is reacting. "You are, perhaps, equipped?"
"I’m an alpha, yeah." Crowley takes a deep breath. What must Aziraphale smell like to him? Pure desperation? "I know a few good ones on my end, sure, who might be available. I’ll call --"
"Crowley," says Aziraphale. He feels as though he will burn out of his skin. Crowley’s willful misunderstanding is too much. "No. You."
"Me?"
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Eros by janto321 (FaceofMer)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Jul 2019
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Aziraphale has always taken care of Crowley's heats.
Bookmarked by WhatButAVillain
29 Dec 2020