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    My take on a Satan!Crowley verse. You can rent a lie but eventually they all come due.

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    Much is known of the vices, the Seven Deadly Sins, The Deadly Seven, and all their many names. Many can name them off the tops of their heads and they are explored in media. They don’t attempt to hide themselves. Each having a bit of the other six inside of them and that includes Pride. All seven of these demons take pleasure in their work and in their sins. However, much less is known of the Seven Virtues. (Not to be confused with the rank of virtues in Heaven.) They do not advertise themselves and it was by sheer coincidence that they became known. Or rather that the Five became known: Chastity, Diligence, Humility, Temperance, and Patience. These angels were the first to commit these great acts of Virtue and became the embodiment of such acts including a great boost to their power and influence. They are not called by their Virtue but have other names given to them by the Almighty, Uriel as Chastity; Gabriel as Diligence; Raphael with Humility; Michael for Temperance; Azriel for Patience. With their status as the Virtues they became known as the Archangels, Greatest among the Hosts. Where are the other two you ask? No one knows. They were never found. Or rather they are about to be.

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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    Crowley works at a Christmas Tree lot and finally decides to talk to the strange (beautiful) man that's been coming to the lot every day, but never buys a tree.

    For the Good Snowmens Winter Exchange!

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    03 Jan 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    31 Dec 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 50

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    But the thing that stops Crowley in his tracks is the two large holes on either side of the room, positioned just below waist height. He’s not an idiot. He’s a demon, and he’s lived on this planet for thousands of years. He knows a glory hole when he sees one.

    Which is why he stands in shock at the fact that Aziraphale has clearly entered the adjoining room on the left.

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    Crowley wakes up twenty-six years after his fight with Aziraphale at St. James’ Park and is stunned to discover some new hobbies the angel has picked up in his absence.

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    30 Dec 2020

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    "I’m so sorry, my dear," Aziraphale says at last. "It’s indelicate of me, but I…" there’s no way for him to ignore Crowley’s heavy scent now, the musk coming off of him that makes Aziraphale want to react. Oh, how he is reacting. "You are, perhaps, equipped?"

    "I’m an alpha, yeah." Crowley takes a deep breath. What must Aziraphale smell like to him? Pure desperation? "I know a few good ones on my end, sure, who might be available. I’ll call --"

    "Crowley," says Aziraphale. He feels as though he will burn out of his skin. Crowley’s willful misunderstanding is too much. "No. You."

    "Me?"

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    30 Dec 2020

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  5. Public Bookmark 65

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    Aziraphale has always taken care of Crowley's heats.

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    29 Dec 2020

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