When_one_thinks_of_a_penguin



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    NSFW prompt fills.

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    At the office Christmas party, Rey has one too many wines and ends up spilling her darkest secret to none other than her sexy co-worker Ben Solo. Hilarity and some sexy bathroom shenanigans ensue.

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  4. Public Bookmark 17

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    Set in the Great Big No universe, what happened when Rey and Kylo get home from the secret show.

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    “Man makes five thousand women orgasm—without even touching them!”

    Rey doesn’t believe the article at first; that audio erotica was really enough to get anyone off.

    Until she tries it.

    Or: Rey’s coworker Ben has an unusual side gig.

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    10 Aug 2020