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    A wild thought: after the theft of the Arkenstone, Durin's Folk start regarding Bilbo as the Master Burglar. They think his deed to be an unsurpassed achievement in the craft of burglary, and many of them take lively interest in Bilbo.

    Fortunately, it turns out that Thorin has a solution which may make all the ridiculousness a bit less bothersome.

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    25 Feb 2021

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    I attempted to answer a Hobbit kink-meme prompt anonymously. As you can see, that isn't going so well... Or, well, it's not very kinky either. Fem!Bilbo has Thorin's baby and people get hit with firewood.

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    24 Feb 2021

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    24 Feb 2021

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    When raiding an unfamiliar pantry it's important to check for certain things. You know, how old the food is, has it been stored correctly, is that cheese supposed to have blue mould growing all over it...

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    24 Feb 2021

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    Fill for The Hobbit Kink Meme - "All the dwarves survive the BOTFA. When the Fellowship of the Ring comes around, they all decide to go to Rivendell for a reunion with Bilbo. While the Fellowship heads off on their quest, the dwarves decide that it's time for another of their own and kidnap a (possibly willing) Bilbo and take him back to Erebor."

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