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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    “Captain’s log, February 14th. We have infiltrated the perp’s hideout. There are so many frogs. Seriously, it’s like Shrek’s swamp in here-”

    Fíli and Kíli are partners in life and in the CFMO division of the magic police. Bilbo is their personnel coordinator and he still wasn't ready for all that paperwork.

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    23 Feb 2020

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    So the delightful Pangur-Pangur wrote this prompt on tumblr: Giggling to myself over the thought of what stern glower Thorin might wear when, much to his dismay, Bilbo’s sole and most precious tomato sapling (perhaps a gift, and left in Thorin’s care before said Hobbit departs on an extended diplomatic excursion to Dale or Mirkwood) begins to droop and wither in its terrarium.

    Just…Thorin alternating between forlorn and fiercely determined scowls while Dwalin snickers unhelpfully. Thorin taking his duty to this sprout very seriously – holding court with the terrarium on a little pedestal next to his throne so he can keep an eye on it. Thorin talking to the little furred leaves and hovering anxiously with the watering can and everyone saying, “Thorin NO.”

    Thorin sending plaintive ravens to the Shire requesting aid before Bilbo returns.

    And I decided to turn it into a fic!

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    21 Feb 2020

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    In which there is a severe misunderstanding, a dwarf fallen on hard times, and a hobbit that wants to make it right.

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    21 Feb 2020

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    Dain misunderstands Thorin's order to "take care of Bilbo Baggins" and tries to execute Bilbo. Bilbo manages to escape and runs for his life, unaware that the dwarves after him are trying to apologize to him, not kill him.

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    21 Feb 2020

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    After Bilbo rescues Thorin, Thorin starts respecting him, but there's a big difference between respecting someone and liking them. What do you say to someone you have nothing in common with? If you are Thorin and Bilbo, you say all of the wrong things.

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    20 Feb 2020