Wile_my_Thwarts



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    WORK WANTED: Partner For Hire. Tall, lanky ginger of arguable gender available to be your significant other to keep pesky relatives, nosy coworkers, or well-meaning friends at bay. Able to be as annoying or as polite as you like. Causing a fight over Christmas dinner with your odd, bigoted uncle/aunt/cousin will require an extra £200 up front. £50 for the first hour, negotiable otherwise. Ciao.

     

    It isn't the sort of advertisement Aziraphale usually paid any attention to, but desperate times do indeed call for desperate measures.

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    20 Dec 2023

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    Good wip 2/4 on 29/12

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    Martial artist and planetarium tour guide Anthony J. Crowley stresses about everything like a true champion, has multiple anxious but lush plants, and probably needs someone to hug him.

    Professor Aziraphale Fell is fighting book banners at his faculty, and takes his frustrations out on lifting heavy weights with extreme prejudice.

    Both their hobbies share a building, but they've never met. Not until the showers at Crowley's club stop working, and he needs to climb upstairs to use the ones at the gym...

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    03 Nov 2023

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    Good wip, last read 7/10 on 3/11

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    Three years after the worst breakup of his life, Crowley has moved to the South Downs. But moving on is a lot easier said than done, especially when your blind date slash new neighbour happens to be someone very familiar...

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    27 Aug 2023

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    Wip read at 1/6

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    Crowley would like to spend another year without marrying, especially when thrust-forced to pick a husband.

    She refuses to cave in on a matter of principles.

    She refuses to cave in specifically on a matter of not wanting to be married to Lucien Morningstar.

    But she might need a hand to break free from such a burden. And who knows? She might even find something else along the way.

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    22 Aug 2023

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    Just lovely - last read 22/8/23

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    In which temptations are accomplished, grand romantic gestures are made, and two ineffable co-stars only take four seasons of an award-winning television program to realize they’re on their own side (at last, at last.)

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    15 Aug 2023

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    Fantastic but frustrating. Last read 15/8/23