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    Jaskier stared in horror at the man before him.

    No, not man, because no man would ever do something so horrifying and appalling such as this without so much as a twitch to his face, and even though Jaskier spent most of his time and effort trying to convince this self-deprecating hunk of a witcher that no, he was not a heartless monster and was in fact, still human in many aspects, Jaskier could not bring himself to do it now. Not this time.

    Maybe not ever.

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    You know how some game mechanics make sense in games but are absolutely ridiculous in real life?

    Crackfic where instead of grand adventures and heroics, Jaskier spends his travels having to deal with Geralt’s absurd behavior - from horrifying eating habits, his ridiculous collection of broken rakes, aggressive herb gathering techniques, to a frankly scary obsession with Gwent, among other things.

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    26 Jun 2020

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    Truly a work of art

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    Hardison adopts a couple pets at the shelter. They're pretty weird.

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    01 May 2020

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    Eliot's their hitter, and taking on any physical threats to the team is his job, but there's something beyond professionalism – even beyond the obvious fact that Eliot relishes the fight itself – in the way he puts his body between Parker or Alec and any potential threat. Alec has a good view of Eliot's back on a lot of jobs, and he reads something in the tight line of Eliot's shoulder, in the slow turn of his foot as he steps into a fighting stance.

    Something possessive.

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    09 Feb 2020

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    "You're nothing but a follower, aren't you?" True Believer sneers. "You're just their loyal dog."

    Alec stops and blinks at the grainy camera footage, holding his breath without meaning to. The conversation they had in the dark, all those weeks ago, comes rushing back to him. I don't like it, Eliot had said
    Eliot spits blood on the ground beside him, and kicks him once, hard, when he looks like getting up. "You're damn right I am," he growls, and walks away.

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    "Eeee! Eeeee! Eee-ee!" the dolphin said, and the shell echoed back, "Oh my God! You people are so stupid!"

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    06 Feb 2020

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    As it worked out, it was a non-issue, because the dolphin that showed up at the south pier, three days after they set up the homing beacon, was balancing a ZPM on its nose.
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    . I mean, I described it to them, and they think it was really smart of the Ancients to have invented a human-to-dolphin device, but they've never seen one themselves.

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    The last thing Rodney expects is for anyone at work to talk to him about yesterday; sure, John is sort of famous, but Rodney honestly thought that, if at all, people would concentrate more on the fact that he won an Oscar yesterday than the part where he he attended the Awards ceremony with his boyfriend.

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    05 Feb 2020