Gifts for Wonko
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A chance meeting whilst out to purchase Christmas trees finds Bernie and Serena stuck in a forest in a snowstorm. How will they cope...?
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Serena is used to feeling sensations transmitted through her soulmate's mark. It's always been a comfort to her, until one day all she can feel is pain...
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Her date with the infuriating whirlwind that is Fleur Fanshawe having gone well and truly down the toilet, Bernie is sceptical about her blind date Fleur subsequently arranges for her. But if she’s going to meet this mysterious silver vixen, she might as well do it in new undies.
My good friend Wonko told you all about the time Serena met Bernie while they were both getting a bra fitting, right? Here’s a remix of Bosom Buddies, from Bernie’s point of view.
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Sixth Night by fortytworedvines for Wonko, ProfessorFlimflam, kooili, GratiaPlena
Fandoms: Holby City
31 Dec 2019
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Bernie stopped Serena with a gentle hand, traced down her arm to circle her wrists with delicate fingers. “The mummers always seem to take advantage of their disguises to have a bit of fun.”
Serena’s skin was tingling at Bernie’s touch. Her mouth was dry. “You’re not disguised,” she said, eventually, finding her voice.
Bernie pulled her closer and Serena moved willingly. “Do you want me to put the mask back on?” Bernie’s eyes danced with merriment and she held Serena tightly.
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Serena came to Edinburgh the week before Christmas to see her daughter. She should be on her way to the airport now, ready to fly back home for the pre-Christmas-weekend rush on AAU. But overnight the gentle, picturesque swirl of snowflakes turned into the frozen equivalent of a torrential, never-ending downpour, so she’s stuck here, resigned to spending at least one more night in a hotel room that should now be occupied by a stranger. A stranger who has, against all odds and expectations, managed to fight her way through the chaos the snowstorm has brought to the rail network…
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Jason and Serena love watching science documentaries presented by Professor Bernie Wolfe. When the opportunity arises to go to the Royal Institution Christmas lecture series presented by the woman herself, Jason is desperate to meet his favourite scientist.
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Goosey Nature by Clocketpatch for Wonko
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Untitled Goose Game (Video Game)
15 Nov 2019
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"Don't you shake your tail feathers at me!"
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ring through my ears and sting my eyes by ORiley42 for Wonko
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
10 Jul 2019
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The Dominion is coming, the Federation is getting the hell out of dodge. A goodbye, a reunion.
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They drive home in silence, not even the background noise of the radio to ease the weighted atmosphere between them
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Following a tip-off from a source known only as "Wonko," we bring you what is already being called The Lost Folio. In an unprecedented find, a printed script purporting to be authored by the Bard of Wyvern himself was rescued from the burning remains of a shed at Holby’s Lovers Lane allotments.
It appears to be a re-telling of the celebrated tragedy of Romeo and Juliet, and is the only Shakespeare[?] play to openly celebrate same-sex love, between two surgeons, Bernie Wolfe of Montague ward, and Serena Campbell of Capulet. Only their union can end the feud between the wards, but can they avoid the tragic end which befell their heterosexual teenage counterparts? Well, they are equals...
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A piece of fluff for my amazing wife. I am so lucky to have you in my life. Happy birthday, darling :-*
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I’m so sorry. Well, I’m a little bit sorry.
Serena has a series of anonymous phone calls and odd behaviour outside her house. When someone puts a pair of unmentionables (in an unmentionable state), she doesnt hesitate to go the police, where sniffer dog Molly knows just who to blame.
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The Fourth Wall by kooili for Wonko, Squishmitten, ProfessorFlimflam
Fandoms: Holby City
08 Apr 2018
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Yes, it’s a self-indulgent meta crack!fic! Bernie and Serena discuss fanfic tropes.
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- Part 1 of Meta