21 Feb 2018
In which Steven G. Rogers, a.k.a. Captain America, gets a roommate. Who rapidly turns into his "roommate"—in the euphemistic sense of the word.
It takes SHIELD and the rest of the Avengers an absurd amount of time to notice.
Bookmarked by Wynnston_Nia
12 Jul 2020
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types
25 Aug 2019
Bucky’s so blinded by his trust issues that he’s afraid that his next relationship will end up like his last, even though he knows that Steve isn’t like Rumlow. Maybe it’s because he still wants to know what Steve’s like in the sack before making any commitments!”
“Shut up!” Steve screams.
“So,” Tony continues, “If we could all end this rendezvous where it stands, right here, right now, then do it. Just strip your fucking clothes off, go to Bucky’s hotel room, and RAW EACH OTHER ALREADY!”
This time, no one says anything.
or: Tony Stark and Stephen Strange hold their wedding in Santa Barbara. All of the Avengers accompany them to California for the big day, and unfortunately enough, Steve and Bucky are still battling with their attraction and their past mistakes. Cue madness.
Includes Steve being oblivious, Bucky being desperate, Howard being a jackass, Tony wanting a nap, and Natasha being done with everyone’s bullshit. Hopefully these kids will finally get the happy ending they deserve.
- Part 3 of skate fast eat ass universe
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
25 Aug 2019
bucky is gay wreckless and stupid with a truck load of emotional trauma to top it off. watch him and the squad and their crazy shenanigans as they get arrested, hold grand theft heists, find love, grow up, get fucked, and most importantly, skate fast eat ass and get rich
this summary sucks. just give this shitshow a chance to entertain you. you won’t be disappointed.
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Deadpool - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
24 Aug 2019
katniss: guys i just saw tony sprinting down the dorm hall in nothing but a nasa shirt and the incredibles dvd taped to his face
nattytaffy: I haven’t had enough coffee for this shit
wintersmoulder: your dorm is a lot different than mine:////
katniss: o fuck..he just yelled ‘LA PUBERTAD NO HA SIDO AMABLE CON DORA LA EXPLORADORA’ while tripping on my box of beef stew
falconfratboy: When i say ‘my last brain cell’ THAT is what i mean
the sequel to ‘skate fast eat ass.’ takes place one year in the future.
or: the self indulgent college au where all the kids are trying their best. updates as frequently as i can don’t bully me i’m trying my best
- Part 2 of skate fast eat ass universe
“I can tell you really like your job,” Steve offered, with a smile. He gestured to the small toy soldier, and then to a replica of the first American flag. “Not everyone decorates their rooms quite this much.”
Bucky shrugged. “Things make history seem more real. Otherwise, it’s just a story to these kids.”
Steve looked at him for a moment, seemingly taking him in. Bucky resisted the urge to duck and hide, or turn twenty shades of red. “You’re one of the real ones, aren’t you?”
Bucky gave him a confused look.
Steve waved a hand, and tried again. “You really care about them. That they actually learn and not just memorize, right?”
Bucky nodded slowly. “That’s my job, isn’t it?”
Steve beamed at him. “Yeah, but not everyone does it the way you seem to.”
Bucky Barnes is a high school American History teacher, who falls completely head over heels for the new art teacher.
Bookmarked by Wynnston_Nia
09 Jul 2020