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    “Who is this? Where’s Erica?”

    “Wrong number, asshole!”

    “Stop calling me an asshole,” the man on the other end snapped aggressively.

    Stiles could understand. He’d be pretty aggressive too if he’d murdered someone and texted a wrong number to ask for help burying the body. This guy obviously failed How To Be a Serial Killer 101.

    “What kind of idiot thinks I murdered someone?”

    “The kind of idiot who got your text messages, you fucking dumbass!” he retorted hotly. “Maybe double check your contacts before sending a random stranger details on your nefarious plans to dispose of a freshly cut up body!”

    “What?!” the guy on the other end demanded, crossed between horrendously confused and livid.

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    Eliot has lived so many times before that he can't remember them all. A deal with the gods in the distant past means he'll keep serving them, and keep living again without ever being allowed to finally die, until he finds true love. Thing is, he knows he's found love, and he doesn't know why it doesn't count.

    When Eliot dies, the team has to deal with the fact he's still awake and talking, and that what he's saying makes it sound like he's lost his mind.

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    26 Nov 2019

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    In which Parker convinces Eliot to teach her about sex so that she doesn't disappoint Hardison. But it's never that cut and dry when hearts are involved.

    Timeline is sometime during Season 5.

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    26 Nov 2019

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    A year later, Sophie and Nate finally remember to get married. Looks like Eliot beat them to the punch.

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    26 Nov 2019

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    Eliot is working a job and needs a cover ID, fast. He pushes a security guard into a closet and orders him to strip. The man misinterprets Eliot's intentions.

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    23 Nov 2019