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    Upon returning, Stede had hopped up on deck nimbly, looking happy as a fucking clam—or maybe an oyster, more appropriately, because the moment he’d gotten Ed alone, he’d produced nothing other than a string of fucking pearls.
    Pearls.

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    18 Mar 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 38

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    Dear Luci,

    Greetings! I am a long time reader, first time writer, and I’m hoping you can advise me on a slightly… complex problem. Let me start at the beginning.

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    Lucius Spriggs has been running his online relationship advice column for a long time, but this particular situation gets a little weird.

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    16 Mar 2024

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    How he does it, Ed has no idea. How he sits in his blouse and breeches and his fucking stockings, back straight and voice steady. How he explains that he wants to edge Ed into oblivion with the same cadence he’d use to read a fucking shopping list.

    Ed can barely breathe with how much he wants it, and somehow Stede looks completely unaffected by the sentence that just came out of his own mouth, the slight bounce of his right leg his only tell.



    or: Stede has an idea. Ed's going to lose his actual mind.

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    11 Mar 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 83

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    Stede and Ed are sent on temporary sex mutiny.

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    09 Mar 2024

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    In exchange for Stede’s freedom, Ed offers himself up to the British and is sentenced to 5 years in prison. Thanks to a very intrepid mail delivery seagull, they’re able to exchange a series of increasingly stupid, silly, smutty, and romantic letters during their time apart.

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    07 Mar 2024

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