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    “What are you going to do, walk up to Malfoy and say, ‘I know you’ve been an utter prat for almost five years but do you think you can stick your cock up my arse, so that I won’t die a virgin?’” Ron asked with a resigned sigh. Before Harry could so much as roll his eyes, a new voice spoke up.

    “What an intriguing offer.” The drawling voice had their eyes widening. Harry was filled with mild horror and drowning in embarrassment. Merlin, help him.

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    18 May 2021

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    Steve finds a fleshlight gifted to him in his room and tries it out, eventually becoming obsessed with the warm, tight, real feeling. There's just one problem: he doesn't know that the fleshlight is enhanced to transmit sensations directly into Tony's ass.

    Awkwardness and inappropriately timed boners ensue.

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    13 May 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 35

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    The prompt describes it rather well.

    Prompt: S31 : An unexpected storm floods the dungeons so the Slytherins are forced to share dorm space for the night with the Gryffindors. Harry is the only one who'll share a bed with Draco.

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    12 May 2021

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    What I want, Malfoy, is your lovely perfect arse.

    Malfoy stills, his hand still held out between them, offering up the peach. His cheeks start to flush a lovely Gryffindor red and Harry realises what he’s done. He hasn’t thought those words, he’s said them, out loud. In a strange, predatory come-hither voice that he barely recognises as his own. To Malfoy. Who isn’t moving, or saying anything, or doing anything but staring at Harry.

    Shit. Shit shit shit.
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    Harry pines. Sexy times ensue!

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    10 May 2021

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    Blaine is a sixteen year old homeless runaway. Kurt is a twenty five year old Broadway performer. One afternoon Kurt quite literally stumbles over the poor boy on the street, accidentally beginning a relationship that's more than complicated from the start.

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    10 May 2021

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