Where Does This Even Go (I've since learned, but I'm keeping the title)
As someone who reads a lot of Irondad and Spiderson fanfic for the love of God, stop killing Aunt May. Peter's lost like 3 parents already let him keep like one person from his original family for Pete's sake (Haha that was unintentional).
She's nice! I like her! STOP MURDERING HER. Or giving her douchey abusive boyfriends. Or making her abusive. LET HER LIVE. AND BE NICE.
Anyway, I'm a functioning adult.
I mean questionably functioning, but I haven't accidentally killed myself through neglect like a house plant. I have a cactus that's still alive. That probably counts as being responsible? (I killed the succulent)