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    Of course Crowley didn’t go around planning to steal any kids for himself. Not per se. When they’re an adorable little parselmouth and a badly behaved mass murderer though, and when snatching them up will sow chaos and disruption in the wizarding world, what’s a self-respecting former nanny demon going to do except his worst?

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    08 Mar 2020

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    Crowley adopts Harry potter and sirius black. somehow funnier than it seems

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    Canon-divergent AU. Gabriel catches Aziraphale in the act of giving away his sword, and so the meeting on the wall of Eden never takes place. Crowley's experience of angels on Earth is very different, but he quickly adapts. It's 'kill or be killed', and Crowley has no intention of spending any more time in Hell than he has to.

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    06 Mar 2020

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    Sad but good. Crowley's a bit of a Jerk though

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    AU in which Crowley is Sabrina’s father. Crowley is still a demon and Aziraphale is still an angel, but they have never met. An arranged marriage to end the Heaven/Hell conflict forces Aziraphale to live with not only a demon, but an entire family of Satanic witches - as Crowley comes with not only a daughter, but two sisters and a nephew.

    Complicating matters, Aziraphale spent the past eighty years being horribly abused by Gabriel and has no idea how to act around his new husband. He expects every action to result in punishment, because that’s how Gabriel treated him. Slowly, with help from his new family, he begins to come out of his shell.

    But Heaven doesn’t want the war with Hell to end, and both sides become frustrated that the marriage - meant to be little more than a cruel joke - has resulted in actual peace. Both sides are determined to make sure that this peace won’t last - and where will that leave Crowley and Aziraphale?

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    02 Mar 2020

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    When a demon named Crowley walked into the bookshop one day to find a demon named Aqzirab closing it up like he owned the place, he was understandably confused. When he found out that he himself was in the wrong universe, his confusion deepened. In the next universe over, an angel named Gadreel was experiencing something similar with an angel named Aziraphale.

    Or, in which there are multiple timelines, Gersonides was really on to something, and the Archangel Raphael is there.

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    15 Feb 2020

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    “I asked God about you.”

    Crowley’s stomach plunged through the earth and he steeled himself. That is, he tried to steel himself, but could not find much steely within to summon.

    “Eh?” he croaked. He cleared his throat. “That so.”

    Jesus’ expression was complicated, brow furrowed, mouth twisted somewhere between a weak smile and a pensive frown.

    “I’m still trying to figure out the answer. But here’s what I think it is.”

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    An AU where Crowley and Aziraphale end up a bit more involved in Jesus' life than they intended. Begins around the Nativity, hits upon various points in Jesus' childhood and the rest of his life and death. Kids have always been easy for Crowley to interact with, but what about the literal son of God?

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    05 Jan 2020