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    There's a reason Gavin is so insufferable at work. There's a reason for his foul moods and for the bruises he sports daily, but he'll be damned if anyone ever finds out what it is. Though... maybe someone already has

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    Hanzo gives his little huff of a laugh and things slip back into a comfortable silence. Jesse is just considering how to redirect the conversation again, sipping from his mug to bide time, when Hanzo says, with absolutely no leadup at all, “I’m going into heat.”

    Jesse spits out his coffee. “I’m sorry,” he coughs, pounding on his chest, “what?”

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    20 Jul 2019

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    McCree looks him steadily in the eyes. “I said, I’m in love with you,” he repeats.
    Hanzo stares some more as the words sink in.
    “You,” he states imperiously, “are mistaken.” Then he promptly turns on his heel and strides out the open carrier door.
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    In which McCree confesses his love, Hanzo has some difficulty believing him, and the team seems entirely unable to keep from sticking their noses into the whole affair.

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    17 Jul 2019

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    How the heroic organization Overwatch acquires the talents of one Hanzo Shimada, and how gunslinger Jesse McCree will probably suffer because of it for the rest of his days.

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    13 Jul 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 33

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    Nines never sleeps with a target. That all changes with Gavin Reed.

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    11 Mar 2019

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    After a night of drunken online shopping, a shiny white box shows up at Hank's house.

    Unfortunately for him, sexbots have a 'no returns' policy.

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    30 Dec 2018

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