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    There’s something to be said, Liam thinks, about the way Harry looks at people. It’s razor-sharp, like you’re the only person who exists in the world. Liam had forgotten how it felt. Now, though – with Harry staring so intently at him – Liam realises exactly why he’d tried so hard to forget in the first place; it’s dangerous, this way Harry looks at people.

    But, most of all, it’s the way Harry looks at Liam that’s dangerous.

    Or, the year is 2018; Liam is turning 25, and Harry is a rockstar. They share a history.

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    In which Derek is an actor and Stiles is his writer best friend.

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    Chaos Theory;
    --noun
    the branch of mathematics that deals with complex systems whose behaviour is highly sensitive to slight changes in conditions, so that small alterations can give rise to strikingly great consequences.

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    “Tall? That’s what you think I should notice about Malfoy? His height?”

    Ginny quirked an eyebrow and licked the tip of her quill suggestively. ”Well, isn’t that your thing? Lockhart. Krum. McLaggen. Ron. The only thing they have in common is being tall enough to give me a neck ache.”

    Hermione felt her ears grow hot, and she gripped her book tighter. “I don’t have a thing for tall men. Their height is—completely coincidental.”

    Dramione Height Differences Minifest 2020.

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    26 Oct 2020

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    TRASHMOUTH TIES THE KNOT !!! Richie Tozier Puts a Ring On It … With Longtime Publicist Anna Gonzales

    The TRASHMOUTH got off a good one last night … in a spontaneous wedding ceremony with RUMORED GIRLFRIEND Anna Gonzales!!! Spotted hand in hand outside the famous Graceland Wedding Chapel in Las Vegas last night, our favorite raunchy stand up staple was being anything but TRASHY with his new bride.

    The couple has not made a public statement yet, but Gonzales has been the subject of dating rumors for as long as she's been HANDLING Tozier's public persona … and we all know she's had her HANDS FULL!!!

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    31 Aug 2020

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    Stiles says, “I have a five year plan. A five year plan to popularity that will tank the minute I meet this guy.”

    “I feel like you’re exaggerating,” Scott says, but Scott has a katana-wielding badass waiting for him at the other end of the rainbow, and Stiles has terrariums.

    Or—

    A soulmate au with turtles and angst.

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    03 Jul 2020

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    “So.” Stiles rubs his thighs, snaps his fingers again restlessly and looks around. “Thoughts? Comments? Revisions you’d like to submit for consideration?”

    Derek weighs it. “Stiles, are you asking me to have sex with you for the good of the pack?”

    “I—yeah.” Stiles blinks a couple times, then smiles again. “Yeah, I guess I am. That is the thing that I am doing.” 

     

    (or, the one where Stiles proposes no-strings-attached sex for Magical Reasons and Derek somewhat unwisely agrees.)

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    28 Jun 2020

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    Derek as Khal Drogo (but set in snow beyond the wall) and Stiles as Daenerys Stormborn (although he's a greenseer of the Children rather than a dragon).

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    27 Jun 2020