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    In which Derek is an actor and Stiles is his writer best friend.

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    Chaos Theory;
    --noun
    the branch of mathematics that deals with complex systems whose behaviour is highly sensitive to slight changes in conditions, so that small alterations can give rise to strikingly great consequences.

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  1. Public Bookmark 57

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    For the record, Roy doesn’t really fuck around with fans anymore. Not much, anyway. It’s been almost a year since he did anything that could end up in the rags or raise his publicist’s blood pressure. He’s been a proper fucking saint.

    But this feels inevitable, the pull. The way Jamie looks away when he says he’s never had a girlfriend, like he’s a bit embarrassed to admit it, and Roy asks, “Never, really?”

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    23 Feb 2024

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    Is this how Lew feels about whiskey, Dick wonders? A thing so many people wouldn’t approve of, a thing against which there are rules, but somehow, a thing for which you find a reason to ignore the rules.

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    12 Feb 2024

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    Lew and Dick take the long way around.

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    12 Feb 2024

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    Spaghetti's straight until you heat it up. Or, how Arthur learned not to use pasta as a pickup line and Eames learned to enjoy long walks on the Kinsey scale.

    Written for i-reversebang as a companion piece to this lovely artwork by heavenly_rain.

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    21 Jan 2024

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    “I’m going to sue you for workplace sexual harassment,” Arthur tries one night at a bar, without much hope.

    “Well, it would certainly be an interesting challenge for your barrister,” Eames allows. “Seeing as we have no legal workplace, I’m wanted in half of Europe, and last I checked you’ve got an Interpol red notice out on you. But sure, absolutely – give it a go. Never know unless you try, and all that.”

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    [or: Arthur is married to Eames for the better part of a decade. Then he wakes up.]

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    20 Jan 2024