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    “Sergeant Barnes?”

    “Oh, hell no, don’t call him that, man,” Sam warned.

    “Captain Fuck Off!” Barnes shouted over him. “Fight me!”

    Steve didn’t know whether to laugh or just slink away. He managed to combine the two by pacing two steps and snorting instead. Like a bull.

    “I’m gonna need you to calm your ass, Barnes,” Sam said as he went limp again, obstructing Barnes’s struggling under him. “This is so undignified. That is Captain goddamn America.”

    “Captain goddamn America!” Barnes repeated, louder. And angrier.

    Steve cleared his throat again. “I’ve been looking for you,” he told Barnes.

    “I hope you brought lube this time!” Barnes shouted.

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    17 Feb 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    An adaptation of Jane Austen's Sense and Sensibility

    The first twelve chapters of this story were original posted as five days in my Fictober 2019 collection Put Me Back Together.

    The rest will come - I hope to not keep you waiting overly long.

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    14 Sep 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 67

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    After marrying the charming Jaime Lannister in a marriage of convenience, Brienne finds herself swept away to his remote Gothic mansion in Lannisport hills. Also living there is Cersei Lannister, Jaime’s alluring sister and protector of the home and its past. Brienne tries to bring the power of electricity to the public, decipher haunting mysteries of Casterly Rock and ignore the feeling Jaime’s heart belongs to someone else.

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    08 Sep 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 20

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    "'It is a truth universally acknowledged that Samwell athletes are the gayest of the gay,'" Nursey reads aloud.

    Holster snorts. "Thanks. We try."

    (AKA the Pride and Prejudice AU I've been threatening on Tumblr for months.)

    *Updates are very slow but still coming!*

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    10 Aug 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 42

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    Bitty arrives two weeks early to a room with so much CAUTION! tape over the door that he can’t even see inside, a captain whose face somehow conveys pure irritation and sincere apology at the same time, and a very stoned and very skinny Shitty.
    Or: the one where Bitty and Jack have to room together.

    This was for the OMGCP Reverse Bang, and it was a blast to work on! My artist was novva on tumblr, check out her work!

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    30 Jul 2020