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David Rose in Schitt's Creek



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    The happy ending was wrapped up too quickly. I didn't like that. So, this is me changing it.

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    For Prompt #51:
    When Draco gets fired, he reluctantly agrees to break up a girl’s relationship for her disapproving mother. Through word of mouth, the one-time gig turns him into a professional Matchbreaker, however he winds up falling for one of his clients and must somehow balance his secret job and love life.


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    “So who is it? The Curse-breaker and the Veela? The head of the Department of Magical Transportation?” Draco’s eyes lit up. “The Dragon-tamer?” Now that particular Weasley could be fun.

    “No. It’s Harry,” Hermione said, the name exploding out of her in a rush.

    Draco blinked, stunned into silence.

    “Harry,” he said, after he recovered his faculties. “You want me to break up Harry and the Weaselette?!"

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    11 Apr 2021

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    And thus began the very strange circumstance of their fake dating in public and real fucking in absolute secret. It was, with no comparison, the weirdest relationship Draco had ever been in – which was to say, it wasn't one.

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    08 Apr 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 33

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    “So did you start wearing all black because you’re an international cat burglar or did you base your career choice on your wardrobe?”

    Or, David used to be a jewel thief. Allegedly. He doesn't do that anymore.

    Patrick works in insurance, and he has a few questions about those recent break-ins...

    An AU in which David leaves Schitt's Creek for good at the end of season one, and then his past starts to catch up to him.

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    05 Apr 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    Rachel loves chocolate cake, her houseplants, and Patrick Brewer. She's not a fan of her car breaking down on the drive out of Schitt's Creek. Thankfully Warner Farms comes to her rescue in more ways than one.

    A Heather/Rachel love story.

    (work is done and will be updated regularly)

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    05 Apr 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    After Rachel's sudden appearance in town, David asks for some space to unpack what's happened. Patrick gives it to him.

    Two years later, David is back in New York, and his life only seems to be coming apart at the seams. And then, lonely and afraid and on the brink of disaster, there's a knock on the door of his basement apartment.

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    30 Mar 2021