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    “I am not Bella!” he insisted, shaking his fist angrily at Jackson, as if he’d been the one to suggest he was. “I am not Bella! I am, like, a Jacob, at least!”

    Lydia made a noise of debate from his right and he whipped around to look at her.

    “What?! What was that sound?!”

    “You’re more of a Mike,” she insisted, shrugging neatly and flipping some curls over her shoulder.

    “Wha—” Stiles had never been so offended in his life! “I am not! No way! I am a solid Jacob!”

    “Mike,” she argued.

    “Who’s Mike?” Scott asked.

    “Shut up, Scott!” Stiles insisted, pointing a finger at him but still glaring at Lydia.

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    03 Jun 2019

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    Stiles is gay, out and proud, and a Beacon Hills deputy. Derek is a firefighter and war veteran who thinks he's straight; or, Derek and Stiles have lots of semi-public hatesex on the road to Love.

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    29 May 2019

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    Leave it to Harry to unintentionally turn himself into a vampire. Merlin is still trying to wrap his head around it, and his inner rationalist still vehemently protests the very term, but for lack of a better one, vampire is what they have to go on, so vampire it is.

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    09 Sep 2018

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    "I will lay you bare, Akihito. I won't allow you to hide from me."

    Ace computer hacker Takaba Akihito is embroiled in a crucible of intrigue and self discovery when he becomes the focus of Japan's top crime lord Asami Ryuichi as well as a mysterious and dangerous adversary.

    Or, where Akihito Pwns it, Asami is the master of double entendres, and naked wrestling is sometimes the only possible recourse. ADULTS ONLY.


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    14 Dec 2017

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    Kirishima believed his spirit guardian had actually tried to fuck up his life. Whenever something went wrong, the angry child only he could see would be there, wearing his usual satisfied smirk.

    "You should be grateful that you have a guardian as strong as me saving your ass all the time," the spirit would scoff with his nose in the air.

    And though his vision was blurred and he felt weak from the smoke suffocating him, Kirishima would never forget the look on the blonde's face as he told him, "You're the worst guardian ever," as flames engulfed his car, his best friend trapped inside.

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    02 Aug 2017